Who The Hell Gave Our Baby Jaden Smith Permission To Date Kylie Jenner Without Asking Us?

We here at the Mommyish offices (AKA: Bambi-ville, AKA: Your Placenta Eating Headquarters) are very possessive over the whole Pinkett-Smith conglomerate. We loooooove them. We didn’t realize we looooved them until Jada Pinkett Smith started talking a lot about how she is raising her children and we started reading things like this about Will Smith:

“There are some men who feel like, ‘Listen, I take care of the house and the home. That’s all I need to do’,” Pinkett Smith explained. “What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable.”

So it is with much dismay that I read this morning in the Daily Fail that someone, and I can promise you it was NOT me or Koa, gave Jayden Smith permission to start courting the fair maiden   reality TV star Kylie Jenner. How did this happen?

‘I was in LA, we were all hanging out. Then I went to New York and she came too, then she came here and surprised me, so that’s pretty baller,’ the Karate Kid star told Wonderland magazine in an exclusive interview for their May issue.

‘She’s one of my best friends. It’s pretty awesome .’

Nooooooo. Nooooooo. Nooooooo. Jayden is only 14! He is far too young to date the much more worldly and experienced Kylie, who is 15! I think this all has to do with how his Mom was so nice and kind about celebrities like Taylor Swift  and that made Kylie think it was cool to start dating Jayden and I technically don’t know much about these young super famous people but I do know that Jada is super badass and Will made two movies that I always have to watch whenever they are on TV no matter what else is on and no matter how long the movie has been on before I started watching it (Six Degrees Of Separation and Seven Pounds, and have you seen Seven Pounds? ZOMG it is so good! I love the premise and it’s so original and I’m pretty sure most critics hated it, but I love it, especially the jellyfish and Rosario Dawson and her giant Great Dane in the movie! ) but I know I’m against it simply because I think the whole Kardashian Klan is kinda icky.

But these kids are so young I’m sure it won’t last long anyway.

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