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15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog “Creations” Your Kids Will LOVE

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times: Pinterest is where all good things go to die. And this is coming from a moderately dedicated Pinterest user.

I like Pinterest for the purpose of organizing and planning—lazy menu plans for family dinner, a fairly pathetic theme for my child’s first birthday party, and a fantasy trip that I have been planning to Italy for approximately five years.

As I wade through the tides of Pinterest, I often come across strange crafts and recipes targeted to idiot kids. I’m not judging because I have two idiot kids of my own, and they like the silliest stuff. As luck would have it, my oldest son is just coming to the toddler age where he absolutely loves nasty junk for dinner—macaroni and cheese, chicken nuggets, and hot dogs.

Any parent can tell you that hot dogs are the lowest of the low. If you want to feed your kid chicken lips and pig buttholes for dinner, be my guest—but you’ll have God to answer to. I kid, I kid. Sometimes hot dogs are the only thing your crazy kid will eat after an epic string of tantrums on a Saturday afternoon.

If you can’t get your kids to shut up and eat their dinner, try these strangely delicious hot dog recipes on for size:

1. Spaghetti + Hot Dogs = Everything Your Kid Adores In One Dish.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot1 jpg2. Super Elaborate Hot Dog Family In The Game Of Life.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot2 jpg3. Every Kid Needs A Hot Dog Dog.

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4. Hot Dog Dog With Raisin Eyes.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot6 jpg5. Hot Dog Mummies For Halloween Or Year Round.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot4 jpg6. “Hot-Topus” Under The Sea?

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot5 jpg7. Same “Hot-Topus,” Different Diorama.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot7 jpg8. Crab Sandwich Man With Hot Dog Legs.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot14 jpg9. Spider Hot Dogs Look Kinda Like Dead Rats On A Stick.

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10. Super Simple Spiral Dogs.

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11. The Easiest Corn Dog You’ll Ever Make.

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12. This Is Taking It A Little Far, But Sure, Why Not?

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot10 jpg13. Hot Dog Baby Jesus Comes But Once A Year.

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog  Creations  Your Kids Will LOVE hot11 jpg14. Corn Dog Reindeer Just Make Sense.

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15. Every Family Needs A Hot Dog Fairy.

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