If Kid’s Birthday Party Invitations Told The Truth
Invitations to children’s birthday parties are cryptic, offering silly rhymes and photos of a child that isn’t your own instead of actual information about the party in question. If you’re (un)lucky enough to attend birthday parties along with your child, you may wish for one of these honest birthday party invitations — so you know ahead of time what kind of situation you’re getting into before sacrificing an entire Saturday afternoon.
1. Mom loves Pinterest!
As much as you loathe doing it, you admit the snacks are delicious and ask her for recipe tips as she hands out perfectly assembled goodie bags.
2. Our kid’s party cost more than your wedding.
Don’t forget to select a present from the list of enclosed gift registries.
3. So much for “dropping off.”
Better safe than sorry.
4. Bring your purse.
You wouldn’t be devastated if your child and Taylor had a falling out.