Hilarious Bedtime Story: Go The F@#k To Sleep
Any parent who can’t get their kids to sleep (are there any other kind?) will devour this honest and absolutely hilarious bedtime story.
Here’s a sample verse:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.
Never have truer words been written!