The beginning of the school year brings lots of new things: teachers, friends, classes. It also has one particularly hideous old thing: head lice. There is nothing like the feeling of dread and horror you get when your child brings home the lice letter. You know, the "a child in your kid's class has lice! Good luck!" letter that makes you want to light everything on fire. If just reading the words "head lice" makes your entire body feel itchy, then these head lice memes are for you.
So you just stand there and cry and scratch your head.
Even the thought of lice breaks something in a mother's brain.
This thought crosses every mother's mind at least once a week.
Don't celebrate prematurely, because your kid might be next.
Homer is so lucky he doesn't have much hair.
Lice is on no one's Favorite Things list.
Head lice don't care what you have on your to-do list, those selfish fuckers.
No jury would convict you.
Because regular lice doesn't suck enough, now there are antibiotic-resistant super lice. Have fun with that.
At least witches and wizards can use magic to make lice go away.
Godspeed to all of you having to deal with this bullshit this school year. If you have any tried and true tips, share in the comments.