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I don't understand what's happening here. Why is the baby popping out of mom's belly - but all of that other shit is coming out of her pumpkin vagina? One of us is confused about what happens during a c-section. It could totally be me.
(photo: Pinterest/ Shawna Jameson)
Fan-cy! She's got impressive eyelashes and a silk scarf. She went into labor at the opera. One of our contributing writers thinks she has the same nursing bra. This person really went all out.
Does anyone else get the feeling this person waits for Halloween every year just to make this monstrosity?
This took three pumpkins, carrots, oranges and planning. I'm speechless.
This would be nothing without the hand-printed plaque. Details, people. Details are important.
Look! It's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant: Natural Birth Pumpkin Edition."
Nothing says "Halloween" like a pumpkin vagina with an umbilical cord emerging from it. The kids will love it!