Gwyneth Paltrow Cuts Off School Bus In Vespa, Brings Out My Inner Sanctimommy

Her royal GOOP-iness, Gwyneth Paltrow may have just landed herself on the mommy shit list and this time, it has nothing to do with being strict about her children’s diets. The mother of two was reportedly picking up her daughter Apple from school in Los Angeles when the two hopped on a Vespa and cut off a school bus. There is, unfortunately, video capturing this rather scary episode. The car seat moms are a commin’ for you BIG TIME on this one, Gwyneth!

As is captured on film, the bus driver sees Gwyneth and slows down, preventing what appears like it could have been a horrific accident. While school pick up road rage can sometimes be worthy of popcorn and a Real Housewives of (fill in the blank) audition, I am officially the lady is the adjacent car clutching my pearls and calling CPS. NOT REALLY. But you get the idea.