We've all got that one friend. Hell, maybe you're that one friend! The one who has a lifelong love and appreciation for colorful 4-letter words. The friend you have to watch like a hawk around your kids so they don't accidentally drop an f-bomb. Someone who uses so much profanity in their texts that they has keyboard shortcuts programmed into their phone. Because listen, APPLE, no one ever means duck. With the holidays approaching, you're going to want to find the perfect fucking gift for this friend, and we found 18 gifts for people who love to swear that will surely elicit an appreciative "Shit, yeah!" when they open it.
Just because you hate mornings, doesn't mean you can't convey your sentiments in beautiful, flowery prose. This mug is perfect for just that.
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These are brilliant because of their sneakiness. Feet on the floor=just regular socks. Feet up=tell them how you really feel.
Help your potty-mouthed friend have be holiday AF with this coloring book for adults who swear a lot.
Nothing says, "I am fucking zen" like a notebook with swear words on the cover.
Knob cheese, cock funnel, and Cunty McCuntface really pack a punch. And with these pencils, they can choose which one to use based on their mood for the day.
Occasionally they'll find themselves in a situation where they need to cuss undercover. A hearty "fuck you" in Russian could be helpful, and this book will teach them that.
Help your friend wear their proclivity for profanity on their wrist with this Bad Bitch bracelet.
Listen, no one likes water rings. These coasters are perfect for the cusser who wants to keep their table pristine.
Perfect gift for the person who wants to tell Mother Nature exactly where she can put all this goddamn rain.
This pillow is a really great swear word gift for the friend who has kids who're too young to spell.
Sometimes you don't want to drink straight from the bottle because you're a classy fucking person. These wine glasses are perfect for those times.
They're going to need somewhere to keep their Cunty McCuntface pencil. This pencil box works beautifully.
This screams, "Don't you dare fuck up my big day", or "Do not fucking cry, you will NAIL this presentation". So many uses for this profane handkerchief.
The planner for the person who has a ton of shit to do and needs to keep all that shit organized.
This candle, with the Namaste Motherfucka notebook, and the Zero Fucks Given wine glasses: perfect gift basket.
Consider this shirt a sort of warning for others, that some pretty colorful language is about to go down.
This tree ball (heh) is perfect for the sweary friend who loves to decorate for the holidays.
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