Fall Trend Alert: Dressing Like A Newborn Baby

I’m a very chic, highly fashionable mom. I have started the kitten sweater trend, the bread twistie-tie hair fastener trend,  the lapâ„¢, and no-pants Fridayâ„¢. Bring extremely fashionable, as I am, comes with many huge responsibilities, mainly reading magazines and scouring websites to see what other extremely fashionable people are going to be wearing in the upcoming season. And you know what I have discovered is HOT for fall? Dressing like a drooling, crying, no-tooth-havin’, diaper wearin’ baby. No lie.

Please keep in mind that none of these terribly chic infant ensembles in adult sizes were placed in the category of “sleepwear.” Most of the models rocking these looks are also wearing shoes. You are expected to make the school run or got to the movies wearing these. I’m into it. Even though it may make urinating difficult. Which is probably why they make adult diapers.

ASOS Onesie With Hood With Ears  

(Image: ASOS)

ASOS Mickey Mouse Onesie

(Image: ASOS)

 Cashmere Onesie Hatch Collection 

(Image: hatch Collection)

Hatch Collection Overall Onesie 

(Image: hatch collection)

 Plus Size Bird Print Onesie 

(Image: ASOS)

More Ears 

(Image: next clothing)

 The Brand That One Direction Allegedly Wears

(Image: One Piece

And One That Reads ‘FML’ 

(Image: ASOS)

Are you all into this? Are you guys all ready wearing these and I am woefully behind the times? Is everyone dressing like a baby without me?

(Image: asos)