Donald Trump: ‘I’m a Very Stable Genius’
Welp, pack it in, folks. Nothing more to see here! President* Donald Trump has taken to the Twitters to assure us, the American public, that he is fine. He’s totally fine! Not at all mentally unstable or remarkably dumb! I mean, if you can’t trust what a man who lies an average of 9 times a day and uses a social media platform to threaten nuclear war, then who can you trust?
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Donald Trump took time out of his busy, busy schedule of slamming Diet Coke and binge-watching Fox News to send some well-thought out and coherent tweets this morning. LOLJK, he rage-tweeted from the john during his morning poop.
Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
This is a common refrain for the dummy in The White House. Apparently if you say there was no collusion, then there was no collusion! It’s like The Secret, put what you want into the universe and the universe will make it so.
….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
“My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.” Did Gretchen Weiners type this shit? Anytime someone says they’re like, really smart, you should immediately question their intelligence.
….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
A. Very. Stable. Genius. I read this and immediately thought of Wile E. Coyote declaring himself a “SUUUUUPER genius” before running head first at full speed into a fake tunnel painted onto the side of a mountain by a fucking bird who can’t even talk.
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Now, if you follow the president’s* tweet patterns, you probably know that when he gets like this, he’s in full-on distraction mode. Something is coming, or a story in the news cycle is painting him in a way that he doesn’t like. Michael Wolff’s explosive book came out yesterday, a full 4 days early, and it’s been on everyone’s lips.
The irony of this dingbat comparing people questioning his mental fitness to what Democrats did to Ronald Reagan is honestly hilarious. It’s widely believed that Reagan suffered from Alzheimer’s while serving as president. So people questioning his mental fitness were … correct.
The responses from people on Twitter to Trump calling himself a stable genius are the best part of that troublesome platform and will be my lifeblood during what is sure to be an insane weekend news cycle.
https://twitter.com/Acute_Tweetment/status/949637807085178880
Super genius… pic.twitter.com/eteUQLRfhm
— ☠️Aleister “ONESHIP” Gilgrim ☠️🏴☠️🏴 (@gilgrim) January 6, 2018
— A. Rafael Johnson (@ulitave) January 6, 2018
Isn’t everyone comforted now that the president* has cleared everything up and declared himself, like, really smart in a tweet? I know I am! <washes down a handful of Xanax with a coffee mug of Vodka for breakfast>
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