Trump Called Ivanka Babe Or Baby During An Event, And We’re Not Sure Which Is Worse
This has been one of those weeks where, if it was an actual thing I could do, I would invest all of my monies in brain bleach. Fresh off the news that Donald Trump paid a porn star to stay quiet about their tryst, we get slapped in the face with this little bit of awfulness. While speaking at an official event about the Child Tax Plan, Ivanka Trump was joined onstage by her oaf of a father, and we all suffered for what happened next.
Donald Trump thanked Ivanka for her words. And then … then he called her “babe”. Or “baby”. Either way, he called her something that grown men shouldn’t call their adult daughters in public. Especially not someone with a history for being as inappropriate about his daughter as Donald Trump.
What the actual hell is wrong with him? I realize that’s a rhetorical question, because there is not just one thing wrong with him. His whole being is wrong. He is wrong in humanish form.
Babe, baby, potato, potahto. Like WHAT IN THE ACTUAL WORLD. Remember, this is the same guy who once bragged that if Ivanka wasn’t his daughter, he’d probably date her. He’s also said the he and Ivanka both consider sex their favorite thing, he said she has the best body, he commented that she’s always been voluptuous, and he asked if it was wrong to be more sexually attracted to your daughter than your own wife. So.
And, unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last two weeks (you lucky rock-dwelling bastards), who can forget this?
Donald Trump told Stormy Daniels, the porn star he was about to flop and sweat all over, that she was “just like my daughter”. I’m telling you, we could make a KILLING on brain bleach after this revelation. Maybe vodka directly into the eyeballs? I’m sure it’ll only sting for a minute. And the pain would be a welcome distraction.
(Image: Facebook/Ivanka Trump Marks)