8 Disturbing Mickey Mouse Fails That Will Hurt Your Eyes
4. This penis in Minnie Mouse’s dress
M-I-C-K-E-WHY THE F**CK DOES THIS EXIST?!
5. These women and their Mickey Mouse boobs
Thanks for the MAMMARIES, Mickey! (Sorry. It was too easy.)
6. This horrifying Marilyn Monroe doll
Goodbye Norma Jean, we’re sorry someone thought it was a good idea to turn you into a plastic doll with mouseke-boobs.