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40 Dirty Jokes You Never Noticed In Disney Movies

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Farquaad says what

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Okay, we know technically Shrek isn’t a Disney movie since it was produced by DreamWorks. It’s adult jokes are just too good not to mention. In the first Shrek, we’re treated to the man looking to marry a princess. He’s Lord Farquaad, and he has his magic mirror tell him who’s available. When the mirror offers up eligible maidens, one of them is Snow White. However, he warns that, “just because she lives with seven men doesn’t mean she’s easy.” Uh, we totally didn’t catch that slut shaming as children. Farquaad doesn’t go on to choose 14 year old Snow White as his bride. Did you know she was barely a teenager? HuffPost tells us that, “For a rundown, the 11 characters of the official Disney Princess franchise are Snow White (age 14), Jasmine (15), Ariel (16), Aurora (16), Mulan (16), Merida (16), Belle (17), Pocahontas (18), Rapunzel (18), Cinderella (19) and Tiana (19).”

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