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40 Dirty Jokes You Never Noticed In Disney Movies

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how far, ma’am

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In another bit of Miss Piggy wisdom she says, “How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.” We know what she’s referring to here. The question about what’s appropriate on a first date isn’t something new. We like her answer. Tuscon…or a bit further. That’s right, we ladies can make our own rules. This quote has been posted on Pinterest, Twitter, and Instagram. Who knew Miss Piggy was such a feminist gem? Another one of her quotes we just can’t get enough of? “Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.”

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