Douche Husband Writes Missed Connection Ad For His Wife’s Delivery Room Nurse
Kisses to Jezebel, for unearthing the most romantic Craigslist Missed Connection ad I’ve ever seen. A sweet guy in Jacksonville, North Carolina met a nurse at the hospital and took to the internet to track her down! Awwwww. How cute. How romantic. How gentlemanly. The only problem is: she was the labor nurse who assisted his wife in the birth of their kid.
This is probably a long shot but you were the nurse taking care of my wife while she was having our baby. I enjoyed our eye contact and would really like to talk to you more. Maybe tomorrow I will be there most of the day and I will bump in to you in the hall way or see you at the nurse station.
Dear God, I hope two things:
1. That the nurse was only making eye contact with this idiot because she couldn’t stop staring at his general troll-iness.
2. That his wife reads Craigslist, figures out that her husband is trying to bang the woman who helped bring their child into the world, and leaves his ass.
Hitting on women and posting shady messages on Craigslist is bad enough, but if you were making sexy “bone me” eyes in the middle of your wife’s labor, you do not deserve to be in the room as she brings glorious life into this world, much less bask in her greatness when your kid arrives. You deserve nothing but to be tossed to the curb. Nothing – NOTHING – is less supportive than trying to f**k someone in the middle of an enormous life event that connects a couple in such a deep and powerful way. You’re a crap husband, and caring more about getting your cheat on than your kid means you’re destined to be a crap dad too. Also you are A Dumb for thinking a woman is going to be into a guy who hits on her in the middle of his wife giving birth. Please go find your tiny pea-size brain and pop it back into your penis, you idiot.
You just had a child, and all you can think about is getting to the hospital to bump into the hot nurse who helped hold your wife’s legs as she squeezed a human out of her body?