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World’s Classiest Dad Leaves Baby In A Locked Car In A Strip Club Parking Lot

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Lee County Sheriff’s Office

Contender for world’s classiest dad and all around Florida Man Andrew Sosa hit the shitty parent trifecta this week. First, he had his baby out late at night, which by itself wouldn’t be an issue (people have stuff to do and sometimes that stuff happens at night). Second, he left his baby locked in a car. Third, that car was parked at the STRIP CLUB he was hanging out in, probably wearing a thin pair of sweatpants to go along with his neck tattoo.

According to authorities, Sosa left his infant daughter alone, locked in his car outside of a strip club called “Lookers,” in Fort Myers, Florida. Thankfully a passerby happened to notice the baby and took action, first trying to find the car owner, and then smashing the window to get the child out. According to a report from NBC 2, the baby had been left in the car for over three hours and was covered in vomit. She had to be treated for dehydration, but should be fine. No thanks to her douche blanket, poor excuse for a father.

Obviously this fine, upstanding man was arrested and charged with child endangerment. His bond was set as $100,000, which is way too low in my opinion, and he appeared in court yesterday afternoon. Too bad they don’t arrest people for being morons.


  1. keelhaulrose

    December 8, 2013 at 10:21 am

    Sadly this isn’t an uncommon occurrence. There’s even a comedy song about a different time it happened.

    • coffeeandshoes

      December 8, 2013 at 11:45 am

      I think I accidentally upvoted this, which was decidedly not my intent. Nothing against you at all – just that I don’t like that this is a common occurrence. To quote the Far Side (though the time of day doesn’t fit): It was late and I was tired. 🙂

    • keelhaulrose

      December 8, 2013 at 12:10 pm

      I get it. It’s bad enough when parents leave kids in the car, to do it to go see the titty show is another level of dumbfuckitude

    • coffeeandshoes

      December 8, 2013 at 12:41 pm

      I totally agree. And frankly, I can’t even stand when dogs get left in the car.

    • Anon1234

      December 8, 2013 at 12:14 pm

      Sadly, it is a common occurence.

  2. Kay_Sue

    December 8, 2013 at 10:23 am

    Apparently, nobody ever told this guy that chicks dig babies. /end sarcasm

  3. chickadee

    December 8, 2013 at 10:27 am

    On my phone, that poorly-executed tattoo looks like a wretched case of neck-beard.

    That baby’s life may just get a whole lot better if she is permanently removed from his care.

  4. brebay

    December 8, 2013 at 11:09 am

    Sadly, the mom is probably equally classy for hooking up with this guy in the first place. Whomever found the baby should have taken her and run.

  5. Maria Guido

    December 8, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Florida man. Why does it always have to be FLORIDA MAN? Why did I move here???

    • quinn

      December 8, 2013 at 3:05 pm

      I too moved to Florida about 12 years ago, and I thought the same thing!! Seriously, every time there is a story about someone doing crazy illegal shit, there is an 80% chance they live in Florida.

    • Nazzim of Bazzim

      December 8, 2013 at 7:21 pm

      I always picture Florida as looking geographically normal, but with Dr. Suess-like characters inhabiting it. Only you have to exchange the green eggs for bath-salts and instead of licking 30 tigers, well, no, that’s probably still the same; there are probably still people trying to lick tigers.

    • Shelly Lloyd

      December 9, 2013 at 9:53 am

      We’re not all crazy. But I know what you mean. As soon as I saw this head line my first thought was “I bet it happened in Fl.” Why does it always have to be us? I want to shake my fist at all the criminals in this state and yell “This is why we can not have nice things.”

    • Using_common_sense

      December 12, 2013 at 6:24 pm

      Too much sun fries the brain. I observed a similar phenomenon when I lived in south Texas for several years.

  6. KarenMS

    December 21, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    My heart is just wrenched in half picturing the poor little thing alone for 3 hours, crying so hard she vomited.

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