This Creepy Cursed Doll Will Give You Nightmares

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I’ve always been a little creeped out by porcelain dolls. Laugh all you want, but don’t come crying to me when this little fucker shows up on your doorstep. According to the (always accurate) Reddit, this lovely figurine has been keeping kids in Singapore awake at night after it was found chillaxing next to a tree near a busy street. The doll is blindfolded, and it looks like it’s made from the tears of orphans and sadness. Why is it blindfolded, you ask? Because apparently it’s freaking cursed. And YOU will be cursed if you take it’s blindfold off. Don’t believe me? Take a look at its face when you uncover its eyes:

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This thing looks PISSED. According to the story accompanying the photos on Reddit, the blindfold has the word “Bismillah,” which means “in the name of god” in Arabic. Oh yeah, and the doll is supposedly possessed. Because of course it is. The original poster also claims that the doll can move on its own and even talk:

“Original owner found that the only way to get rid of it and make sure it won’t come back is to cover its eyesight. The curse is rumored to have passed on to someone else who found it and untied the cloth unknowingly.”

Seems legit. Still, I can’t help but feel the urge to buy ALL the matches and gasoline and go to town on this little bastard, which seems to be the typical response on Reddit. Obviously this is just another bullshit copypasta Internet meme gone wild, similar to Slenderman and Jeff the Killer, but it’s still freaky as hell. That doll looks like me the morning after drinking tequila shooters all night. I don’t know about you, but I think I’m gonna lock my kid’s creepy dolls up tonight. Just to be safe.

(Photos: Reddit)