Like This Couple From Delaware, I Would Also Like To Have Sex On The Roof Of A Chipotle
If you say you don’t love Chipotle so much that you wouldn’t have sex on the roof of one then you are totally lying to me, because Chipotle means a lot more than just casual Mexican food to go and pretty decent tortilla chips, it also means SEXY TIME. At least it does according to this couple who were busted getting busy on the roof of a Chipotle located in Newark, Delaware. The couple, Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, were busted by police having sex while the restaurant was still open, by the edge of the roof. Suh and Germack both ran across the roof into his apartment next door when told by the officer they were under arrest. From The Newark Police Facebook Page:
On July 12th at approximately 9:40 PM, Newark Police responded to the 100 block of East Main Street after receiving multiple reports about two people engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof above Chipotle. An NPD officer arrived and, while on the opposite side of the street, clearly observed the two defendants engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof at the very front of the Chipotle building.
According to the report, the male involved lives in an apartment right next to the restaurant. This whole thing sounds like a win for everyone involved. Not only did witnesses actually get to call 911 and say “I would like to report people having sex on the roof of the Chipotle” but the arrested couple got to have sex on the roof of the Chipotle. I know someone out there is going to be all like THINK OF THE CHILDREN! but if I was with my kids stopping in to get burritos and this was going on I would probably say something like “Here is something you will probably never see again, people having sex on the roof of a Chipotle.”