8 Adorable Cats That F&*king Hate Your Baby
There is a quality about cats that I have always loved – their ability to set boundaries. They aren’t taking your shit, okay? And they don’t care if you spent nearly ten months growing a human in your womb — that’s your problem. This new addition to the family is seriously throwing off the feng-shui of the cat castle.
In cat terms, MEOOOW — your baby fucking sucks. Why did you bring that thing into this house? What have you done, stupid human? There was absolutely nothing wrong with our pre-baby living arrangement. The biological clock is a construct of the patriarchy, you puppet.
1. Keep giggling and running, stupid baby.
2. This is my bed you little shit.
3. Get your dumb baby face off my wicker throne.
4. Just keep twirling, you little idiot.