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Here Are 10 Freaks Getting Freaky In The Family Bed

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Here Are 10 Freaks Getting Freaky In The Family Bed hell no jpg

Just when I thought I’d heard it all, Teleute mentioned on my parenting pet peeve post a frightening anomaly that had never even occurred to me before. Two things that I thought would and could and should not mix and were also mortal enemies are a “normal” practice for some couples that have provided proof on the Internet.

I’m talking about breastfeeding and sex. Nay, breastfeeding during sex. And don’t forget breastfeeding grown men, orgasms while breastfeeding, and playing with breast milk during sexy time. This is something that I just can’t wrap my mind around, but here’s the first example from Teleute that started it all:

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To me, it just doesn’t make sense. When I was breastfeeding, I had a lower sex drive than normal, and sex only sounded so-so. I could not even imagine mixing the two, ever. Ever. Ever. But couples these days are getting creative. You’ve been warned:

1.    That darn baby won’t leave the boobs alone, ever.

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2.    That husband’s just gotta have it.

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3.    Dudes like breastfeeding as much as babies.

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4.    Breastfeeding a man versus a baby explained. (Yes, you read that right.)

Here Are 10 Freaks Getting Freaky In The Family Bed B4 gif5.    An orgasm while breastfeeding, why not?

Here Are 10 Freaks Getting Freaky In The Family Bed B5 gif6.    And more orgasms…

Here Are 10 Freaks Getting Freaky In The Family Bed B6 gif7.    Breastfeeding orgasms galore.

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8.    Breastfeeding during sex? “I’m just asking for a friend.”

Here Are 10 Freaks Getting Freaky In The Family Bed B8 gif9.    Milky boobs are fun for all!

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10. And the ultimate lactating multitasker—breastfeeding a husband while pregnant.

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(Image: Getty/Julia Pizza Tits Sonenshein)

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