It's very awkward and uncomfortable to be breastfeeding and have some people stare at you and give you dirty looks. This is why I have taken the time to round up some of the most effective covers I could find, that will make the experience of breastfeeding in public more comfortable for everyone.
1. The Basic
Look at this! No fancy material, no excessive heat - you are totally in control of what you see. Not leering at a breastfeeding woman has never been easier!
2. The Fancy
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I'm so fancy! You already kno-ow - your boobs are so distracting, I can't get my laundry done. Hummed to Iggy Azalea's Fancy, obviously.
3. The Nap
Kill two birds with one stone; hide your offended eyes and catch a few Z's. Being offended for no reason has never been more relaxing.
4. The Disposable
Don't you hate it when you are at a restaurant trying to eat in peace and someone across the room or at a neighboring table has the NERVE to feed her hungry infant? How can you enjoy your meal while that is going on? Carry around one of these disposable breastfeeding cover-ups (aka masking tape) and eat your meal undisturbed - as nature intended.
5. The Tie
Nothing passive aggressively says, "I'm pissed" quite like disrobing in front of a breastfeeding mother and using your own accessory to shield your eyes from her offending boobs. I also recommend making this face.
6. The Boobs
Fight fire with fire, AM I RIGHT? Next time your delicate constitution is shocked by the site of a breastfeeding mother, just whip out of these boobie blindfolds and give her a taste of her own medicine. She probably won't be offended, but you get boobs on your face -- and since you're so obsessed with them it's kinda perfect.
7. The Pashmina
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You have boobs and you even used them for feeding your children - but you are still offended by the site of a mother doing the same. Whip out your Pashmina and dramatically drape it over your eyes. That'll show her.
8. The Environmentalist
Reusable, recyclable, classic. A paper bag will do the trick. Might be hard to eat under that cover, but you'll make do.