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Nothing Says ‘Fail’ Like A Giant Penis On A Child’s Birthday Cake

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Who doesn’t want a little penis on a child’s birthday cake? Oh, I don’t know – probably everyone. I came across some of these epic birthday party fails today that left me wondering if these bakers had ever seen a penis, and if so – why did they think it was appropriate to plant one smack in the middle of a child’s cake? I’m never lucky enough to be invited to parties with this kind of epic fail. It’s so unfair.

1.  Of course it’s “Peter’s” cake.

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Seriously? How did you miss this?

2. Pretty sure that’s supposed to be a baseball bat.

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Happy Birthday Jaden! Here’s a big, black dildo with a zebra cock ring fashioned out of frosting!

3. Happy Birthday, Princess!

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Oh look! It’s all the Disney princesses surrounded by giant flower-bedazzled cocks. Holy crap. Is whoever made this blind?

4. It’s Brian’s birthday everyone!

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I never thought a baseball bat looked like a penis until today.

5. Don’t do that to Winnie The Pooh.

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That candle could have gone anywhere. Weirdo.

6. I’m not even sure what this is.

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Rocket-ship penis and baseball cloud?

7. I can’t.

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Light saber? Rocket? Probably, because something tells me Josh didn’t want a giant vibrator cake.