The world is all aflutter about Prince William and Duchess Kate's official visit to New York City. What is she wearing, what are they saying about their gorgeous son, Prince George, where are they going, etc. This morning, we all heard the exciting news that America's royalty and the UK's were all under one roof last night. Yes, sports fans- Beyonce and Jay-Z were at the Nets vs. Cavaliers game that William and Kate were also attending. Once I heard, all I could wonder is, what kinds of conversations did Beyonce and Duchess Kate have? Did they dish about their husbands and kids? Did they praise one another's other-worldly hair? Did they exchange recipes? Much to my dismay, I'm sure the reality is that it was all in front of a camera lens and very perfunctory- but in my little world, where I fantasize about a Duggar daughter running away with a hot football player, so much more happened. My brain is a scary place- be grateful you only visit in short spurts.
Here are my imagined conversations between the female royals of two nations- Queen Bey and Princess Kate:
Kate: "Your hair looks stunning!"
Bey: "Thanks! I woke up like this."
Kate: "Really? It appears quite posh. Are you certain no one styled it for you?"
Bey: "So, how are you feeling?"
Kate: "Still a bit queasy but the worst of it has passed! Did you have morning sickness for Blue Ivy?"
Bey: "No, but I wish I had- it could have helped with those pesky surrogate rumors, amirite?"
Married Sex Comparisons
Kate: "Wills and I are having a bit of a stand-still in the bedroom. Things have gotten a tad stale over the years."
Bey: "Have you tried #surfbort?"
Bey: "Do you ever look at Will and wonder if you...settled?"
Kate: "Whatever do you mean? I married my prince!"
Bey: "Look, let's be honest- you know they both leveled up marrying us. We are the better looking ones. Just admit it."
Bey: "So, how did you come up with your baby name? I just picked my favorite color and dared anyone to challenge me!"
Kate: "Well, we had a small pool of contenders based on the royal lineage of my husband's legendary family. How nice that you had such freedom in your choice!"
Kate: "Do you think Blue Ivy would one day fancy being the wife of a future king?"
Bey: "You mean...you think our families should join forces?"