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The 10 Best Insults Childfree People Hurl At Breeders

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best breeder insults memeHere at Mommyish, we’ve always been very supportive of the Childfree community. Personally, I can only imagine how frustrating it must be when child-ed folks badger childfree people with their incessant rounds of Breeder Bingo (ie: asking presumptuous and often judgey questions like “who will take care of you when you’re old?). So I totally understand the sometimes heated language that a certain, miniscule portion of (not all!) childfree people use when talking about /trolling us baby-makers. Childfree folks seriously come up with the best breeder insults, and below are some of my faves.

*I want to stress that this type of stuff comes from only a tiny portion of the childfree community. The vast, vast majority of CF folks, like all people, just wanna live and let live!*

1. Babystalking 

baby stalking

When a breeder is babystalking, they are trying to entice their childfree brethren to have babies by spamming them with unwanted photos of their own “precious” offspring. If you engage in this kind of activity, don’t be surprised when your CF buddy goes apeshit on your annoying ass. Just stop, you’re making us look bad. #NotAllBreeders

2. Brats

brats

This one is pretty self-explanatory, but understand that when a childfree person refers to a brat, they aren’t talking about all children, merely bratty kids who have no discipline. Let ye who has not called your unruly neighbor’s kid a brat throw the first stone, I say.

3. Crotchfruit

crotch fruit

Crotchfruit are obviously fruit from le crotch, as if that needed an explanation. Much like brat, this is often used to refer to out of control kids, though I’ve also seen it used to describe all breeder offspring (again, only by a vocal minority! #NotAllChildfree) Either way, it’s hilarious.

4. Fucktuplets

fucktuplets

Opinions on IVF aside (as far as I’m concerned, it’s none of my business how people spend their money and/or conceive), you gotta admit that this is an apt insult, especially when you’re talking about someone like Octomom or the Gosselin crew. And it just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Say it with me now, “FUCKTUPLETS.” Doesn’t that just feel right?

5. Kindercrap

kindercrap

Kindercrap is all the crap parents acquire in their journey through breederhood, especially all the bullshit unnecessary shit. Examples of kindercrap include stupid shit like The Baby Bullet, pacifier wipes (seriously, wtf?) and luxury bassinets.

6. Snowflake

snowflake biting off Voltaire

Way to bite off of Voltaire, dude.

I think we’re all familiar with the term snowflake here. Breeders have done a pretty good job of co-opting this term to playfully poke fun at parental obsession. But originally snowflake had a very specific meaning to certain childfree folks, and it wasn’t pretty. From the hilarious Ramona Creel:

“those perfect-precious-little-darlings who are taught from birth by their parents that they are unique and special, much more special than anyone else on the planet — they grow up to feel the world owes them everything, with an entitlement-mentality to the nth degree — the worst possible spoiled brats out there”

Yeah, so maybe we could keep this in mind the next time we jokingly call our kids our “precious snowflakes?”

7. Sprog

sprogs

sprog Urban Dictionary definition

Urban Dictionary

From Urban Dictionary‘s definition, Sprog basically seems like just another word for crotchfruit. But I wanted to include it because it’s deliciously British sounding and I feel super fancy when I use it.

8. Moo

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Moo stands for “mother obsessed with offspring” and typically refers to clueless moms who refuse to move at a normal pace in public, instead insisting that the world bend to her will and slow down because she and her snowflakes are present.

9. Entitlemoo

entitlemoo

An entitlemoo is a moo (see above) who thinks her ability to parent or conceive makes her above reproach and deserving of ridiculous special treatment. Often used online when preggos post bitchy statuses about a lack of “expecting parking” or some other trivial complaint.

10. Crotch Droppings

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I saved the best for last. The first time I saw this phrase used I literally spat the wine I was drinking out of my mouth onto my laptop. Crotch dropping needs no explanation, but I think Urban Dictionary sums it up pretty well:

” A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.

Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named ‘Connor’, ‘Porter’, and ‘Brittany’ who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
“Beth took advantage of her company’s maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping”

Perfection. Just perfection.

(Photos: Main: Sarycheva Olesia/Shutterstock / Body: Twitter unless otherwise noted)

209 Comments

  1. LadyClodia the Modest Rat

    July 12, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    Hey, if I don’t let my precious snowflakes do whatever they want right now how will they grow up to be properly entitled brats who bitch about people having children?

    • LadyClodia the Modest Rat

      July 12, 2014 at 1:47 pm

      I am also fully prepared for my snowflakes to be the bringers of the apocalypse.

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    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:08 pm

      This made me laugh so hard I snorted and my husband just looked at me and shook his head in embarrassment.

    • LadyClodia the Modest Rat

      July 12, 2014 at 2:26 pm

      lol

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      triple bullseye,there is some truth on all sides isn’t there?

  2. bea

    July 12, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    I think both ends of the spectrum just need to chill man. Can’t we all just get along?

    • bea

      July 12, 2014 at 1:53 pm

      Also, crotch droppings…. My new favorite word 🙂

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:10 pm

      Right? Isn’t that one the best?

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:42 pm

      Womb turds.

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:42 pm

      No.

  3. barefootwithoutagun

    July 12, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    I had no idea ‘moo’ meant ‘mother obsessed with offspring’. Here in the U.K., it’s just an alternative to ‘cow’!

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:09 pm

      Until recently I just thought it was referring to moms in general, or maybe breastfeeding moms because I’ve seen it used to refer to super aggressive lactivists. Oh, and I love your screen name!

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Yes, and one referred to the tube so was a Londoner and so probably meant it as just a generic insult that could apply to any woman. Child free women also get called cows and dozy moos all the time.

  4. Courtney Lynn

    July 12, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    Totally called my son my “little sprog” when he was a baby.

  5. Cee

    July 12, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    Jeez. Some of these make THEM look like children! I am childfree and I really don’t care to come up with petty name s and whiny insults. Though baby talk annoys the shit out of me and makes me very uncomfortable.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:05 pm

      Eh, I think for the most part these are used when talking about those annoying parents who hound childfree people about their choice. Most parents aren’t like that, of course, but I know a few who are pretty terrible.

      My youngest sister has been 100% certain that she wants to remain childfree and she gets the Breeder Bingo stuff all the time. “Who will take care of you when you’re old” annoys her the most because she thinks it’s such a silly reason to have kids. I will say that she doesn’t use any of these terms though (except snowflake, jokingly).

      *Edited to say OMG yes, baby talk is annoying!*

    • Spitting_mad

      July 12, 2014 at 2:11 pm

      I always respond “The same nursing staff in the home as you, because you’re delusional if you think your kids are going to be able to have their own lives and families while providing you with the 24 hour care that older people need. We might even be roommates, only I won’t be starting at the phone waiting for my kids to call”.
      It’s really mean, but also totally honest. Realistically, how many of us could have someone stay home and provide medical care for our aging parents? How many of us would have the medical knowledge, or emotional fortitude? How many of us could afford to have someone stay home or to have an in-home nurse? My parents will be going to the damn nicest home I can possibly afford. But they can’t live with me when that time comes, because I can’t do it.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:19 pm

      This is a great answer and you bring up a really great point. I spent almost two years caring for my elderly grandmother before she passed and it was the most heartbreaking and emotionally and physically taxing two years of my life. I don’t regret it, but I would never wish it on my kids and I don’t understand people who use this as a reason for having children.

    • pixie Ninja Tits

      July 12, 2014 at 2:51 pm

      I’ve also noticed that a lot of people expect their kids to look after them when their old while they hardly lift a finger to help out their own aging parents (not talking about people like you who might not necessarily be able to afford a whole lot but still make sure they’re comfortable). Obviously, this isn’t all people, like Frances mentioned she took care of her grandmother, but I’ve kind of noticed it in the early Gen X-er crowd (such as my boyfriend’s parents).
      So I’m agreeing that your response is quite appropriate of a answer to anyone who asks who will take care of you when you’re elderly.

    • Lilly

      July 13, 2014 at 8:53 pm

      I also find the argument somewhat hilarious as the childfree are more able (on average) to save for a decent retirement fund that will pay for the nice care home.

    • Cee

      July 12, 2014 at 2:13 pm

      “Who will take care of you when you’re old?”
      I’m going to an LGBT senior community where I will have a lot of old people sex and sensible food! While you will guilt your children and make them uncomfortable in their own home.

      That usually stops that conversation.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:16 pm

      This is the best answer ever.

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 6:45 pm

      If my kids try to care for me in their own homes when I am old perhaps I will escape and find where you are going because it sounds a lot more fun than being treated like a child by the people you used to wipe the bottoms of.

    • Cee

      July 13, 2014 at 12:12 am

      Lets go!…..in a few decades from now, lol

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:44 pm

      “When my time’s up, I’m on my own, you won’t find me in an old folks home; you got that right…sho got that right”

    • Cee

      July 12, 2014 at 2:13 pm

      “Who will take care of you when you’re old?”
      I’m going to an LGBT senior community where I will have a lot of old people sex and sensible food! While you will guilt your children and make them uncomfortable in their own home.

      That usually stops that conversation.

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 2:59 pm

      I assume that when she is old your sister will be looked after by all that lovely money that she didn’t have to fritter away on children. The problem with expecting your kids to look after you in your old age is that you have to be nice to them and even then it isn’t a guarantee. Perhaps when that one comes up in breeder bingo she should ask who looks after the elderly in their family and if they have their silver haired old dears living with them.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:03 pm

      My sister usually laughs and says “That’s why my sisters had kids!” lol. And it’s true, she’s an awesome aunt and if she ever needs anything I’m sure her nieces and nephews will be happy to provide. But she’s great with money and works her ass off, so I know she will be okay. We will end up in the old folks home together, laughing and drinking wine with our cats.

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 5:40 pm

      I’m starting to get it. My mom always told me don’t have kids and that I wouldn’t make the best mother, but I’m having problems with my cycle which has caused me to feel like crap, and I wished for a hysterectomy. The idea of me actually not having children never crossed her mind.

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 12, 2014 at 7:13 pm

      Baby talk annoys the shit out of me and makes me very uncomfortable. And I have a daughter. That’s not a characteristic of being childfree….that’s a characteristic of not being obnoxious.

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  6. Spitting_mad

    July 12, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Wow, some of these made me laugh, but some were just crazy-grumpy. #notallchildfree.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 2:07 pm

      Yeah, I found some pretty extreme examples, ha ha. I usually only see these terms used when talking about super aggressive parents who hound childfree people about their choices, which has gotta be annoying as all hell.

    • Spitting_mad

      July 12, 2014 at 2:11 pm

      I’ve got stories. Luckily, the tide is turning, and parents my age are the first to defend my life. Loudly.

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:45 pm

      Yard apes.

    • JJ

      July 12, 2014 at 2:29 pm

      This x1000. I don’t refer to people who have kids as breeders or their kids as crotch fruit etc. To me they are just parents and kids, maybe brats at the most to be honest at times if the kid is having a total tantrum over something silly and the parent continues to stay in the place for another 30 minutes while the kid screams their head off. It annoys me because as someone myself who does not have children at this moment in time I swear we’re not all whiny, over grown babies (oh the irony of people who are childfree behaving like whiny babies themselves over things and people they can’t control) who lose our shit if we dare see someone in public with kids. Kids are part of a society like everyone else. As long as they aren’t throwing a tantrum for long periods of time in public while the parents ignore them or encourage it then I could care less really.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:09 pm

      Totally. I made sure to stress that only certain childfree people do this, because the vast majority of people just wanna live and let live. But I can kind of understand come CF folks getting frustrated because there are asshole parents who want to judge and question their life choices. They’re the minority but they can be a vocal minority!

  7. Victoria

    July 12, 2014 at 2:23 pm

    I was under the impression that baby stalking was when someone follows you around with their baby with the expectation that you’ll fawn over the baby.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:11 pm

      I went by the definition I found on a couple of CF support sites, but a lot of these had different meanings depending on where I looked. The one I went with seemed to be the most common, but yours make sense too. I think they’re both right!

  8. AugustW

    July 12, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    I’m not a breeder. I am a parent of one child. I feel like breeder implies I should be locked in a cage and let out to occasionally give birth or be impregnated.

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:46 pm

      No such thing as parents. You’re all breeders.

  9. Ursi

    July 12, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    I do use the word “breeder” but I haven’t used it in a derogatory was in a very long time. I actually use it with my spouse a lot because it’s the easiest way to try and differentiate without using gender-based words. He’s a breeder. I’m not. He has a clear and obvious drive to procreate. I don’t. So when I say, “Oh I don’t understand why breeders do X” or “It seems like breeders are more likely to X” or something like that he knows exactly what I’m talking about. Simply a member of the human race who has a very normal, average, and expected desire to have a child. Not that I’m abnormal but I’m very clearly in the minority.

    I don’t use this word around anyone else because obviously it could be taken as derogatory.

    I do find “crotch-fruit” really ugly. Even as a joke. The worst I’ll call a kid is a brat.

    • Andrea

      July 12, 2014 at 3:32 pm

      I first saw crotch fruit in the STFU site. I used to love that site, but it has seriously devolved to the point where I even find myself siding with the sanctimommies and momartyrs.

      They drive me to the defensive when I am the first one to bitch about other people’s kids. (I have two of my own that on some days I can’t even stand, so..)

    • pixie Ninja Tits

      July 12, 2014 at 5:26 pm

      Yeah, though I still read the STFU site and column here, and used to find it really funny, sometimes I find it getting a little much. I’m still childless, too. For me, though, it’s not really B that rubs me the wrong way, it’s a lot of the commenters. It’s unfortunate because it really was a good site/column and I still think B is pretty cool. :/

    • Andrea

      July 12, 2014 at 6:09 pm

      Oh no, you are right, it’s the comments. I like B just fine, I think the posts are funny. But the comment section is murder.

    • Courtney Lynn

      July 13, 2014 at 8:38 am

      I love, B, too. She’s really the reason I still even read their Facebook page. The comments, though! Wow! There was one in particular that rubbed me the wrong way. It was about oversharing. I don’t share bodily functions or gross things, just the funny, quirky moments (like if my kid puts a box on his head or something) and it’s often at least one photo per day. If it’s more than 2, it goes to an album. However, on this particular post, some of these people had an issue with ANY photos of kids.

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:47 pm

      breeder pleaser

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      I almost included breeder, but I actually rarely hear it used as a serious insult nowadays, so I didn’t think it worked in the list itself.

      Crotch fruit or crotch dropping only makes me uncomfortable when someone is being dead serious about it, like in a nasty way. I think most people who use these terms are being silly. The examples I have above are actually the minority, at least from my Internets experience, lol.

    • Telecat

      September 29, 2014 at 4:46 pm

      Breeder pleaser.

  10. Jo Mama

    July 12, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    Proud BREEDER here,someone has to take the responsibility to continue humanity in such a selfish world with so many mentally ill lefties,btw you are all a result of the consideration of the BREEDERS,hahahahhahah what a bunch of geniuses

    • Madame X

      July 12, 2014 at 2:56 pm

      Why is humanity so great that you feel it is your responsibility to continue it?

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 3:18 pm

      No, not humanity, just people who aren’t “mentally ill lefties”. Those of us who produce children who are not neurologically perfect or who will grow up to lean to the political left are forcing this poor woman to pop out more sprogs to counter our own.

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      I’m starting to feel like I should write a book chronicling my journey from right to left (really more true libertarian if those political evaluations and my attraction to certain presidential candidates say anything.) Conservatives assume they will raise more conservatives, but people have minds of their own.

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 6:17 pm

      Yes, children do have a nasty habit of growing up to be adults with opinions of their own, don’t they? The number of adults who openly disagree with and mock the political beliefs of their own parents should be warning enough that no matter how far the right you might be you may end up contributing to “a selfish world with so many mentally ill lefties” (as an aside I am confused as to whether Jo Mama thinks that there are too many mentally ill people and too many lefties in the world or if she thinks that anyone who is a lefty must be mentally ill for not swinging to the right). In my own house politically I lean to the left and my husband leans to the right so my children will have to think up some interesting politics to find away to rebel against us both simultaneously.

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 6:35 pm

      Extreme right? Communists? Anarchists? Not voting at all?

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 6:39 pm

      Probably, maybe all of those options between the three of them. Ah well, they will figure it out for themselves when they are mature enough to reason politically.

    • tSubh Dearg

      July 14, 2014 at 8:39 am

      Since you’re in the UK, maybe the Monster Raving Loony Party? Always sorry they never started here in Ireland.

    • Lackadaisical

      July 14, 2014 at 5:24 pm

      I haven’t seen a lot from the Monster Raving Loony Party since the death of Screaming Lord Such, perhaps one of my kids will rebel by bringing it kicking and screaming back into the public eye again. Even at its height there were very few places where there was a candidate you could vote for. I was rather worried to see my latest ballot paper was filled with several mad parties that thought they were serious and all had scary, bigoted politics to spread.

    • tSubh Dearg

      July 14, 2014 at 6:52 pm

      We unfortunately have similar problems here. Especially one lot called “Direct Democracy” who are pretty crazy right wingers. Not to mention the “Catholic Democrats” who are SUPER crazy and not in a good way.

      I was just recently reminded of the Monster Raving Loony Party as I caught one of the counts from your local election and their candidate was quite easy to pick out of the line up beside the Returning Officer.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 3:19 pm

      Because all we have was given to us,life,so what better way to honor that then BREEDING,and its fun too

    • sudden_valley

      July 12, 2014 at 5:10 pm

      I’m sorry, what part is fun, exactly? The two minutes it takes to make a baby? Certainly not the next 40 weeks, or the many hours of labor, or taking care of a tiny infant. People who choose not to endure all of that are no more selfish than those who do. You have children because it makes YOU happy. That makes YOU selfish.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:08 pm

      2 minutes?? you need to do some shopping dear.
      Your 40 weeks were suffered by who?(what makes you so privileged and special)
      Infants are lovely,innocent and simple.
      Are you regretful that some people are willing to give up their freedom for another,that’s not very liberal IMO.

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 6:25 pm

      Except there’s no one at that moment to give your life up for if you choose not to have kids. The person does not exist; therefore no harm comes to it. If my mother had used better birth control (and judgment) I wouldn’t be here, but I wouldn’t exist, so it wouldn’t hurt me any. It’s not like the soul is locked in a little box suffering until you choose to give it a body.

      For many parents, their children are an extension of their own selfishness. Rather than the world revolving around them, the world must revolve around their babies.

      Infants might be innocent and simple, but I don’t find them lovely. Most aren’t even cute until they become toddlers, to me anyway. Also, they grow up. The baby smell wears off. They learn to talk and sass you, and suddenly you are responsible for instilling morals in them.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:47 pm

      I’m glad your here,aren’t you?

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 6:52 pm

      Depends on when you ask. It’s not like I’d be able to know I missed anything by not being here. My unfertilized eggs are not people. If they were, my monthly cycle would be murder.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:54 pm

      I asked 6 minutes ago

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      I’m thankful my mother went through the trouble when she had other options. She’s a good, mostly stable woman who found herself accidentally pregnant.

      I am kind of meh on the human race as a whole. I’m not so disastrous a person that the human race would be far better off without me, so I guess I’m glad enough to be here.

      However, I would not condemn an innocent soul to have me as its mother. Along with my terrible genetics, I’m due a mental breakdown when I turn 40. Poor thing would have all that history of mental illness in zir genetics along with a mother who could raise zir. I’m choosing to make that not happen, because that is the kind of upbringing that could make a child not want to be born. It’s not like the child actually exists to protest.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      Sounds like your trying to be responsible to me,and you have considered it

    • 2Well

      July 12, 2014 at 7:48 pm

      Honestly, I’d like to foster, or maybe I’ll adopt an older child once I’m past that danger age. I’ve seen many slightly older people have a good relationship with older children. Too many older kids get passed up because they aren’t brand new babies.

    • Lackadaisical

      July 13, 2014 at 4:31 am

      While no-one is under any obligation to become a parent by birth or adoptionadoption (and a sense of duty and sacrifice instead of love and enjoyment would make for a bad parent in my opinion) I think giving an older kid a family and home is a great thing to do if you want kids. As you say most adoptive parents want the babies and toddlers.

    • Kelly

      July 12, 2014 at 6:55 pm

      I hope you’re not saying that existing makes one obligated to reproduce. That’s not what you’re saying, is it?

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:59 pm

      I’m saying it should be considered at the very least,and that it should take a positive light,and promoting it as negative is disgraceful.

    • Kelly

      July 12, 2014 at 7:00 pm

      People who don’t want children really shouldn’t consider it at all. We have enough abused and unwanted children in the world as it is. “Breeding” can be extremely negative in some circumstances.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 12, 2014 at 7:37 pm

      Infants are just tiny, young people nothing special as far as I’m concerned. Let me guess, you’re a rabid “pro-lifer”. You sound like one.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:03 am

      PRO LIFE,,FOR VITA,,for life,pro vita

      Its my opinion that keeping cats indoors is animal abuse.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 13, 2014 at 3:07 am

      Wow! You’re even more conceited than I anticipated. I’m going to let you in on a secret, IDGAF about how you think people should care for cats. Mine are loved, healthy, and safe inside. Most vets would agree that they’re better off inside btw as city life can be dangerous for outdoor cats. Just because you’ve pushed baybays out your vagina doesn’t mean you’re opinions are correct or worth anything (surprising, I know!).

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 5:24 am

      That applies to some people also?

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 13, 2014 at 3:03 pm

      Lol, you need to work on your insults. They’re lacking.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 3:57 pm

      ok LUCY

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 13, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      Lucy? That’s not my name crazy lady….

    • Cruelty Cupcake

      July 13, 2014 at 7:24 pm

      I loled at her weird ass comment about cats, too. I am a dog person, but isn’t it considered terrible to have outdoor cats? Dangerous to the cat, the songbird population, etc. etc.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 13, 2014 at 7:48 pm

      I think the comment was meant to insult me by insinuating that I abuse my cats for keeping them safe inside (like wtf?!). This lady is so fail all around. I’m picturing her as one of those deranged moms who have like a litter of kids that you see at Walmart sometimes.

    • sudden_valley

      July 12, 2014 at 8:25 pm

      I happen to be pregnant with twins at the moment. How many children have you been pregnant with at once? If it’s less than two, then I think that’s really selfish of you.

      Just because I am procreating doesn’t mean I think it’s the right choice for everyone.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 8:49 pm

      Congratulations,
      i hope it goes very well for you,twins are so cute.

      I at least have had to suffer a pregnant woman,do i get points?
      hahaha,im glad to hear that someone is bringing new lives to the world,i see it as a positive.

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 5:41 pm

      I think of a thousand things I can do which are more satisfying than having a kid. Having great friends, a good hobby, or an amazing spouse who puts you first, for example. I don’t need to shoot a person out of my uterus to “celebrate life”.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      Not everyone can aim straight,i’ll agree with that

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      Nah, I’m a good aim. I’d just rather use my brain than waste time on something I don’t want because a conservative pissy woman on the internets wants everyone to procreate.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 7:45 pm

      It may be better that way then????

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:47 pm

      And you just reached this conclusion? Yay, congrats!

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 7:50 pm

      With you,but that doesn’t change what i think.

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:53 pm

      Gurl, you gotta work harder at that passive aggression. You really, really do.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 13, 2014 at 3:51 am

      I think it’s tragic that you believe a woman’s sole purpose in life is to simply have all the babies. Just sayin’….

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 5:26 am

      You forgot cooking and cleaning.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:43 pm

      Well, humanity is pretty awesome sometimes. Example provided.

      (But I don’t think it’s anybody’s responsibility to continue it, of course.)

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 5:06 pm

      That picture is everything I ever want to be. When I grow up I am going to be Darth Vader playing an electric guitar in a band.

      Yes, if our only reason for having kids was because we felt a duty to populate the already fairly crowded world (and only with children free of mental illness and who follow our own political ideologies, at that) then we would probably deserve every world of insult and mockery thrown at us. Personally I became a mother because I love kids and wanted to have some.

    • SunnyD847

      July 12, 2014 at 6:26 pm

      Is Jo Mama a Dugger? That sounds like their philosophy.

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 6:42 pm

      The thought had crossed my mind.

    • Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

      July 12, 2014 at 8:46 pm

      A. Great minds, because I had the same thought.

      B. I love your new avi. SunnyD for the win.

    • SunnyD847

      July 13, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      Thanks, I decided I needed to be more incognito 🙂

    • Spitting_mad

      July 13, 2014 at 10:45 pm

      Boo. They cut out Leia, and she’s the lead singer in this poster!

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 13, 2014 at 10:54 pm

      You’re totally right! I didn’t notice until now! I grabbed this because the meme part was funny, but fuck that noise. Leia is the best part. There, fixed!

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:12 pm

      WUT. Ya know I’m a parent, right? I have three kids. I just think some of the insults are funny, I don’t think anyone is taking it seriously, childfree and child-ed alike.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 3:18 pm

      look down

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm

      Well, most people aren’t taking it that seriously, lol.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 3:46 pm

      ahhaha,most

    • The Actual Devil

      July 12, 2014 at 3:51 pm

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 3:56 pm

      subtle

    • The Confused Devil

      July 12, 2014 at 3:59 pm

      wtf?

    • mikoda

      July 12, 2014 at 4:37 pm

      There are parents that are selfish towards other people, so being a parent does not automatically mean not selfish.

    • AP

      July 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm

      I work with kids, and I can tell you there are plenty of considerate, kind, responsible parents who are raising considerate, kind, responsible children. There are also plenty of parents who are unintentionally inconsiderate, because kids are hard sometimes.

      There are also tons of parents who direct their kids to pee in the pool on purpose, fight with you when you ask them to stop throwing toys at other people, direct their kids to eat out of the bulk bins in the supermarket, park their triple-wide stroller in front of main exits while letting their kids run around unsupervised “because something might happen to THE STROLLER,” or pitch a fit that their kid wasn’t listening in class but deserves to be promoted because it’s damaging their self-esteem.

      Those are the parents no one likes. You are not exempted from acting like a human being just because you had kids.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 12, 2014 at 5:30 pm

      So, how many vagloaves do you have? 🙂

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:14 pm

      None,unless i choose to reduce the life of a human to simple baked goods.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 12, 2014 at 6:58 pm

      I’ll rephrase! So, how many fucktrophies have you acquired? 🙂

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:23 pm

      She still has some unobtained one that she can aim for. But I’d rather she aim for some tact.

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 12, 2014 at 7:30 pm

      Sadly, I think tact is definitely something out of her reach…

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 12, 2014 at 7:37 pm

      Sadly, I think a basic grasp of proper English grammar is something out of her reach.

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:52 pm

      I think that everything except for a working uterus is out of her reach. Also, holy crap, I shudder at the thought of the shitsplosion that might happen if any of her kids grow up to be liberals, end up having mental issues or come out as gay/bi/asexual/trans/what else have you.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:18 am

      Maybe we need to look into the water supply?

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:33 pm

      One thing you have to admit.
      I have brought cats and dogs together,all this was made possible by the BREEDERS

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 13, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:10 am

      im sorry but i never entered that competition

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 13, 2014 at 1:38 am

      It’s not up to you to control how your kids turn out though – and may they become the opposite of anything you stand for! 🙂

    • Coffee&Cats

      July 13, 2014 at 3:02 am

      Okay, I see you’re a little slow, but that’s okay! I’ll rephrase this yet another way: how many fucking sprog do you have? 🙂 I’m just curious because you identified as a proud breeder. I figure you must have no less than 5!

    • Guest

      July 13, 2014 at 12:22 pm

      ???

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:31 pm

      Im sorry but i never entered that competition.
      Im not into politics.

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 5:39 pm

      My parental units should not have bred because they abused me for two decades. Also, using “mentally ill” and “lefties” as insults? You’re cute.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 6:17 pm

      The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree i hear?
      But you can do so many things with it,just don’t make fruit salad.

    • Kelly

      July 12, 2014 at 6:56 pm

      So you look down on people for being abused children. Well, isn’t that special.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 7:07 pm

      Actually i was believing what she said ,,and i tried to make light of it and emphasize that she has options to change her scenario
      is that ok with you?

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:22 pm

      Nope, you just were smug as fuck.

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 12, 2014 at 7:28 pm

      No. That’s not how it came across at all.

    • Kelly

      July 12, 2014 at 7:45 pm

      When someone tells you they were abused as a child and you respond with “The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree i hear?” that is a terrible thing to say.

      I was also an abused child. I don’t appreciate you making light of it by implying that I am like my parents. It’s really not ok. Please don’t do that to other people in the future.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 8:06 pm

      The shade is killing me.

    • Kelly

      July 12, 2014 at 9:00 pm

      Well, at least now I know you intended to be an asshole. I thought perhaps you just didn’t know you were coming off that way. Thanks for clarifying.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 9:04 pm

      We get what we look for sometimes

    • Kelly

      July 12, 2014 at 9:06 pm

      If I’m wrong please explain what you meant by “the shade is killing me” when I asked you politely not to tell survivors of child abuse that the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.

      Was I supposed to take that as a compliment?

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 12, 2014 at 7:22 pm

      Oh wow. Sweetheart, you do realize that I’m not breeding partly because I can – and will – stop the abuse cycle in my family, or did my whole point whoosh past you?

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:07 am

      you can use any excuse you want,but i still stand on the idea that you can change that(maybee im wrong)sweetheart.
      And i said it in a metaphoric way,,excuuuuuuuuuuseeeeeeeee me

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 13, 2014 at 1:36 am

      Oh, honey, I am changing that – by not procreating and finding a much better use to my life. Also, you know, by finding a partner who is not abusive towards me and by living my life on my terms.

      Oh and, please, catch up on grammar and spelling. Yours are lacking. Like, very lacking.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 5:12 am

      poor meeeeeeeeeee

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 13, 2014 at 12:52 pm

      Poor you indeed. I hope your children will have perfect grammar, for their own sake.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:57 pm

      im sure theirs will be better,

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 13, 2014 at 1:02 pm

      Just don’t bitch at them for it.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 1:14 pm

      ill let you take care of that

    • meteor_Whoricorn_echo

      July 13, 2014 at 3:26 pm

      I never bitch at proper grammar. Sounds like something you might do, though!

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      try using the correct words

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 12, 2014 at 7:17 pm

      I believe you missed the mark of this article.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 7:39 pm

      ok

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 12, 2014 at 7:42 pm

      This article was not condemning people who have children by a person who is against having children. If you want to have children, go for it…but that doesn’t mean that everyone shares your worldview.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 8:04 pm

      ok

    • NoMissCleo...JustMe

      July 12, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    • Gangle

      July 12, 2014 at 8:48 pm

      Why is deciding to be childree any more selfish than deciding to have kids? My decision to have a child is a purely selfish one that has nothing to do with any noble idea of continuing on the human race or anything.

    • VA Teacher

      July 12, 2014 at 8:51 pm

      Mentally ill lefties…. gee, I sure hope you’re raising your brood to be as open-minded and considerate a person as you are. That’ll sure help the world.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 9:10 pm

      Why thanks,its always refreshing finding someone with such gracefulness, i bet you would really be amazing if you actually discused my actual point

    • VA Teacher

      July 12, 2014 at 9:14 pm

      Bless your heart. No one who starts a conversation with a statement like that is looking for an actual discussion.

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 10:14 pm

      So far you haven’t impressed me either so we’re even.
      I had to give you something to be proud of.

    • VA Teacher

      July 12, 2014 at 10:48 pm

      Well, you know us mentally ill lefties. We’re incorrigible. 😉

    • Jo Mama

      July 12, 2014 at 10:52 pm

      hahahahha,sharp too.
      but you have potential,you just need a little tweeking

    • Spiderpigmom

      July 12, 2014 at 11:53 pm

      Using mental illess as an insult, really? Ew. You should be ashamed of yourself.

      Also, not everyone should become a parent. My parents should never ever have considered having a child. Both were abusive and I’d much prefer if they’d never had me in the first place. If someone doesn’t want a child, or if they want a child but have good reasons to think they are not able to be a good enough parent, then not having a child is the best decision they will ever take in their whole life.

    • WhoremonalCrazyLotusBitch

      July 13, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      Aw shoot! Now I have to add “mentally ill lefty” to my screen name…I don’t think I’m allowed enough letters.

      WhoremonalMentallyIllLeftyBitch?

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 12:45 pm

      If the shoe fits,i would personally create an abbreviation,try MIL .

    • WhoremonalCrazyLotusBitch

      July 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm

      That one’s taken.

    • Jo Mama

      July 13, 2014 at 2:25 pm

      dammit

    • Jami

      October 4, 2014 at 6:59 pm

      See, it’s people like you who cause people like me to use terms like “breeder” and “crotchdroppings.” Cause ones like you are so uptight and sanctimonious.
      BTW – I’m a Republican and I believe in God.
      Granted, I also believe gay people should have the right to get married. I just also believe in lower taxes, less government interference with our private lives and business, and tougher laws on rapists and pedophiles, which is what being a Republican is SUPPOSE to be about before the others lost their way.

  11. Lackadaisical

    July 12, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    I would add to the list one that (militantly) child free friends of mine have been known to use to describe babies and kids: “Fuck Trophies”.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:46 pm

      I almost used this one, or alternatively “sex trophies,” but I went with fucktuplets instead and I was too neurotic to make an odd numbered list, lol!

    • Aldonza

      July 12, 2014 at 5:19 pm

      Fucktuplets is my new favorite word.

  12. wispy

    July 12, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    Noisy bratty children grow up to be noisy bratty adults which is what all these tweeters sound like to me. Calling a kid fugly…um lady did you take a look in the mirror today?

  13. jo

    July 12, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    It’s nice to have a few names to replace special snowflake, that one is so overused it needs to go away and die (although not using crotch droppings any time soon). I’m definitely not child free, but i try to teach my kids not to be annoying little shits, unlike a lot of parents. That being said, some of the child free people I know are way more insufferable than the clueless parents.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:13 pm

      I love crotch dropping! Crotch fruit it my second fave. There are a bunch of other funny ones out there too.

  14. jane

    July 12, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    Eh, for some reason these rub me the wrong way. I think to me the difference is making fun of one particular parent doing something obnoxious vs. the terms that lump all parents as obnoxious together. A lot of them felt like “how dare this woman have a child anywhere near my space, even if my space is a public one.” (The standing room only train? Really? Would you have leveled an insult like that at someone with a walker or in a wheelchair?)

    I know that times are a-changing, but when I was in college, “breeder” was a really nasty way to level an insult at a straight-or-bi woman who wanted to have kids. Like you weren’t really in a same-sex relationship if someday you wanted to procreate. I don’t know if that’s still the case, but I really don’t like the term.

    Again, I’m not saying that some people aren’t totally obnoxious parents who deserve to be made fun of. I just didn’t find these funny.

    • AE Vorro

      July 12, 2014 at 3:38 pm

      I think the “Breeder” term you know, Jane, is a precursor and still exists, but now that childfree is a thing, it’s been co-oped by the mainstream.

      And I think your point is dead-on. There’s enough acrimony between parents and the childfree. Comedically, this fell flat. It just makes the childfree sound mean, despite the word certain being used once — it’s effect fades away by the second example, because these are awful things to call a child or baby, especially publicly. There are some assholes in the childfree ranks – all groups got’em, and it’s okay to call them out. But I think in a venue like this – one that’s largely for parents, by parents – something sensitive that can too easily be misinterpreted as a gross generalization about a vocal minority of a minority group that appears to be in opposition, comes off a little tone deaf.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 4:00 pm

      Hi AE! I just wanted to let you know that I edited my post to stress that I am only referring to a very, very small portion of the CF community. I apologize if that wasn’t expressed properly. I myself am a parent, but my youngest sister is childfree and many of my close friends and other family members are as well, and I have always tried to be supportive. Especially considering how often CF folks’ choices are scrutinized.

    • AE Vorro

      July 12, 2014 at 4:32 pm

      Hey, Frances! I really don’t doubt that you embrace the childfree and Mommyish is certainly welcoming – otherwise we wouldn’t be here!

      And I’m probably being a little over-sensitive here, because I know your motivations and intentions were true blue, and plenty of fine readers took it exactly as it was intended. The reason it didn’t work for me is a few things. The labels are ugly and, like most things when kids are involved, they hit a really distasteful chord because it’s so odious to attack children on any level. Alongside that is the invisibility that childfree can feel. It’s nothing tragic, and comes with the package, but we are a minority and the times when we do come to light it’s often associated with the vocal minority of us who think that children should be raised in dark closets so that no one should ever have to see one, hear one, or smell one, yet they somehow know how children should be raised. Or it’s a very pretty, rich, successful person who would probably be happy with any lifestyle she chose because of her advantages, claiming that she doesn’t need kids to be happy. And that’s a good story, it lifts the boats, but it’s not a realistic portrait of the everyday, more common childfree.

      So, the list hit a nerve for me because it just seemed to dwell on the pervasive negativity. On the other hand, parents totally have a right to ridicule and scorn such behavior, because it’s pretty terrible and they should feel strong feeling about it!

    • AE Vorro

      July 12, 2014 at 4:35 pm

      PS. Despite my grumbles, I hope you’ll write more CF stuff at some point, Frances – sounds like you have some cream of the crop from our ranks in your life. We’d love it hear more about them.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 4:44 pm

      I guess since I am lucky enough to have a bunch of super positive, live and let live childfree people in my life, I forget that some people can be serious when they use this language. I was poking fun at the type of people who seriously use these words, yes, but I also genuinely think these are pretty funny when used in a hyperbolic way, which is mostly what I see when people use these. Some of the examples are from as far back as 2012-2011, because I don’t see a lot of recent ones. Hopefully this is because people are more open-minded about childfree as a legitimate choice.

      And honestly, I’ve seen some parents be serious assholes to childfree people (my sister has been called “selfish” for her choice a number of times) so sometimes this stuff is more than warranted.I don’t take the stuff directed at kids too seriously, because in reality feel like most of the time it’s actually the parents they’re pissed at, and what better way to get a rise of a sanctimommy than to call her kids “crotch droppings.” It’s so outrageous and hyperbolic that it’s funny. I get more upset, as a parent, when I hear someone call a kid a “bastard” (like mine have been called a few times) when their parents aren’t married, or a “retard” if they have mental handicaps. I hope I’m making sense, lol. I need some coffee!

    • The Kez

      July 12, 2014 at 11:36 pm

      I agree Jane. The train one especially. How dare parents occupy the same space as other people! WTF?! I went back to work with my infant when she was 8 weeks, and took her on the bus with me either in the ergo or in a small stroller, which I always collapsed before getting on the bus. Most people were fine but sometimes I got so much attitude! At the time I was too tired and stressed to do anything, but now id be like, “I’m going to my job just like you and I paid my fare, so fuck right off”

    • Lilly

      July 13, 2014 at 8:57 pm

      that one rubbed me wrong too — I take public transit and drop my son off at daycare on the way to work so yes we are sometimes in a crowded bus or train. I can’t figure out what they would prefer I drive and add to the traffic and their commute, I use a stroller and take up a larger amount of space — honestly that person really is an idiot.

  15. jo

    July 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    I think some of these people better watch what they declare on the internet. I’ve known a handful of the most adamant child-free people you would ever meet who later in life decided to have kids, and their children ended up being the specialist of all the special snowflakes.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 12, 2014 at 3:51 pm

      I have a friend who was adamantly childfree for years. I mean decades. But a couple of years ago she fell pregnant and boy OH boy did her tune change. But I think for the most part when someone is adamant about it, they know what they want. But it’s always the loudest protesters (and the meanest) who end up being hypocrites I think.

    • footnotegirl

      July 13, 2014 at 12:44 am

      Oh god yes. I know one woman who threw an anti-baby shower when her boyfriend got a vasectomy, refused to go to a friends wedding because she didn’t ‘believe’ in marriage and considered it a stupid and useless institution (which she said, point blank, to the very sweet and very happy bride), refused to be around kids, etc.
      Two years later? Got married. In a big fluffy white gown. Two years after that? Had a kid. Who apparently walks on water.

  16. aliceblue

    July 12, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    I find it interesting to see how words and meanings change and how we react. For example, I don’t think any of us consider “crotchfruit” complimentary yet the Bible talks about the fruit of one’s loins. While that always sounded icky TO ME as well, I wonder if “loinfruit” would be perceived as any better?
    Another is breeder. Yes, it used to be a gay term for straights but before that it was a term women used about each other. If you go WAY back, before “pregnant” was unmentionable and had to be “in the family way” women would say things like “Did you know that Sally’s breeding again? This this will be her eighth!” Perhaps it was because people used to be so much more tied to the land? Not sure but makes me wonder.
    As for”sprog,” is it really that bad? I thought it was sort of like kiddo or twerp, a tad harsh and could be used as an insult, but also a word that could be used with affection as in “hey twerp, get into your swimsuit and I’ll take you to the pool.” Was I wrong or just old and out of touch? 🙂

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 5:08 pm

      Here in the UK sprog is absolutely fine, more like kiddo than twerp. Twerp is mild but I have only heard it as an insult meaning idiot.

  17. sudden_valley

    July 12, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    To be fair, where is the article listing the terrible names that breeders hurl at childfree?

  18. Neonstarr

    July 12, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    ‘Sprog’ isn’t an insult here, more like saying kid. Like “hey, we’re going to the blah blah bring the sprogs” It’s kepts auto correcting to Sprigs :/. And I thought ‘moo’ was just another way of saying ‘cow’

    • Lackadaisical

      July 12, 2014 at 6:37 pm

      No idea where you are but where I am (England) sprog is definitely not an insult and moo just means cow (although more dozy and silly than nasty).

    • Gangle

      July 12, 2014 at 8:44 pm

      Australian here, and sprog and moo means the same!

    • BexleyS

      July 13, 2014 at 3:40 am

      I just had the same conversation with my husband who swears that sprog is offensive but I think it’s generally used endearingly. I’ve never heard it used as an offence.

  19. 2Well

    July 12, 2014 at 5:45 pm

    I thought kindercrap referred to all those shitty plastic toys most parents don’t like but somehow their child accumulates anyway. I don’t see how that’s insulting. Don’t most parents on here try to curtail the amount of junk in their homes around holidays? That’s the impression I’ve gotten anyway.

  20. beachbum

    July 12, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    I have to agree with #5 even now. I did not have a kid until I was in my 30s, so I spent over a decade living on childfree. People with kids would come over and be surprised that I would not have toys and books for their hellions on hand. Um, I HAD NO KIDS. Not my job to entertain yours. Why should I have toys, baby aspirin and extra diapers laying around? I have learned from these entitled morons and make sure I always have stuff for my kid, even if I am going to someone’s house that has kids. My kid, my job to tend to.

    • Frances Frumpy Mumps Locke

      July 14, 2014 at 2:24 am

      I totally understand where you’re coming from. even as a parent, I’ve had parents of much younger kids come by and be unabashedly annoyed that I didn’t have age-appropriate kindercrap for their infants/toddlers. And I’ve experienced this phenomenon with parents of older kids when mine were a bit younger with “What do you mean you only have GTA 4 and Halo games!” when their snowflake tween wanted to play our PS3. Why would anyone assume that anyone else was equipped to placate their kids?

  21. Melissanichole Hermes

    July 12, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    Mahaha Crotch Droppings. My husband and I refer to screaming children as “birth control”

  22. WhoremonalCrazyLotusBitch

    July 13, 2014 at 8:18 am

    Why does “breeder” sound so much more offensive than “childfreeeeeee!”?

  23. Liz

    July 13, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    I made a childfree bitch post on facebook the other day. Though, to be fair, it was a “stop it guys, liking all of these adorable babby photos makes me feel like some sort of weirdo babbystalker” type of post, not so much what is displayed here.

  24. vernamchurch

    July 14, 2014 at 2:13 am

    my buddy’s sister makes $87 every hour on the internet
    . She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her payment was $19402
    just working on the internet for a few hours. go right here C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

  25. Guy C

    July 14, 2014 at 6:15 am

    Interesting. Sprog isn’t derogatory in New Zealand. I’ve used it for my own kids, and it is quite a common term, afaik.

  26. Alice

    July 14, 2014 at 8:20 am

    I never knew sprog was derogatory. I’m British and we always just used it as a fun, silly word to refer to kids. We refer to little kids as ‘sproglets’. How cute is that?

  27. SarahJane86

    July 14, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    Childfree need to learn to STFU, seriously.

    If we picked any other group that literally had no power over how they are, this would be unacceptable in the extreme.

    Here, let’s try it: “They need to invent muzzles for those noisy blacks.”
    “Why must there be Hanukkah celebrations in the office? I light candles every day and don’t get a party for it #Jews”
    “Good vid. Shame about the gay. Stupid bitch should have shut it in another room #homophobe.”

    And on and on. It’s disgusting. Some of the things border on violence we find completely unacceptable and loudly complain about when it’s sexist.

    Here, let’s try that, too: ” Pussy. All women should be locked up in a room and be violently raped in the pussy.”

    Why is this funny? Why is this acceptable?

    • radyafly

      August 12, 2014 at 6:03 pm

      wut

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