All posts by Theresa Edwards
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Theresa Edwards | September 25, 2014
8 Ill-Advised Options For Baby Storage
Breona Synclair Watkins, a Florida mother, put her five-month old infant in the trunk of her car....
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Theresa Edwards | September 24, 2014
13 Elaborate Costumes You’ll Never Pull Off
Halloween can be a time of serious insecurity for parents. On the one hand, it's easy to grab...
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Theresa Edwards | September 24, 2014
Parents, High School Is Too Old To Be Policing Your Child’s Reading List
A bunch of Dallas parents (Texas, it's getting hard to continue to defend and like you with each...
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Theresa Edwards | September 23, 2014
Making Halloween Costumes Is Stupidly Expensive. And I Can’t Stop Doing It.
I never knew that I was living the mere sham of a life as a parent. I floated...
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Theresa Edwards | September 23, 2014
We Need To Teach Our Kids That Assault Is Never A Prank
We have to teach our kids all kinds of unpleasant things; how to use a toilet, not to...
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Theresa Edwards | September 22, 2014
It’s Totally Normal If Being A Stay At Home Mom Makes You Miserable
I look back at my days as a stay-at-home mom with a certain fondness. I took my daughter...
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Theresa Edwards | September 22, 2014
Tucker Carlson Thinks We’re Turning Kids Into Wussies By Not Letting Cartoon Characters Smoke
In "Things The Fox and Friends Team is Certain Will Give Your Kids The Gay" news, everybody's favorite...
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Theresa Edwards | September 17, 2014
How To Help Your Child With Their Homework Without Losing Your Mind
Homework is the bane of my existence. As a kid I loved it, but as a parent with...
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Theresa Edwards | September 17, 2014
Calling Dads DILFs And Posting Their Pics On The Internet Isn’t Funny, It’s Invasive
I have a new thing that I hate on the internet. I mean there's a lot of things...
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Theresa Edwards | September 16, 2014
Texas Wants Your Kids To Know That Climate Change Isn’t Real
There are a whole lot of things that Texans are very good at, something I wouldn't have even...
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Theresa Edwards | September 15, 2014
The Challenges Of Raising A Child When You Don’t Know Your Own Medical History
There is a pink sheet at every pediatrician's office that I've ever taken my daughter to that comes...
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Theresa Edwards | September 15, 2014
Douchebag Dad Publicly Shames His 4-Year-Old For Doing 4-Year-Old Stuff
For the love of all things that are good and holy, can we please, please, please stop making...
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Theresa Edwards | September 12, 2014
Roller Derby Makes My Daughter Fearless
Every Monday and Wednesday, my daughter spends her evenings with people with names like Chainsaw and Problems. They...
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Theresa Edwards | September 12, 2014
Grumpy Townsfolk Slut-Shame Teenager’s Donut Shop In The Name Of The Lord
There exists, at this very moment, a town called Front Royal, Virginia, that is harassing a 17-year-old entrepreneur...