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10 Rejected Lunchables Flavors

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10 Rejected Lunchables Flavors cheese and crackers cracker lunchable 280x187 jpgI am #unapologetic about my love for Lunchables. Because I work at home and take medication that kills my appetite, I will usually either forget to eat or realize sometime right before the school bus is due up at the corner that if I don’t eat something soon I will probably die. For that reason, these little sodium packed “meat” treats are my go-to “meal”. I just love sandwiching little bits of hurkey between what might either be mayo or cheese and washing the whole thing down with a mimosa, a combination that I call “Boozables”.

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Sometimes I pretend that I’m buying them for my daughter, and then, once the wave of guilt that comes with potentially feeding your child known carcinogens hits, I blissfully slap some peanut butter onto some bread and hoard these little bad boys for myself, excited for the fridge-temperature chicken nuggets and rubberized cheese product that awaits me later on in the day.

I understand that these are bad for me, much in the way that I understand that washing them down with Andre’s is also bad for me, which is why I had to wonder; “what flavor of Lunchables would they have to come out with for me to stop eating these little salty bits of goodness”?

1. Spamburger Sliders

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2. Liverwurst and Onion Kablobbles

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3. Head Cheese, Crab Dip, and Hollandaise Sauce Roll-ups

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4. Mini Tripe ‘n’ Tongue Snackers

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5. XTreme Salmon Loaf with Nerds Candy

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6. Chicken Giblets Dunkers

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7. Egg Salad Snackwraps

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8. Tuna Ceviche Poppers

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9. Deep Dish Haggis 

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10. Mini “Shrimp”ables

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(Image: Lyudmila Suvorova/Shutterstock)

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