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Angelina And Brad Have Basically Been Married Forever

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I couldn’t care less about this wedding.

Yes, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married and yes it was allegedly due to the pressure from their adorable children and yes Angelina wore the coolest wedding dress I’ve ever laid eyes on (it doesn’t exist on Pinterest, y’all – it’s an original idea) but I still don’t care. You know why? Because it doesn’t matter. If having six kids together and living under the same roof and staying by your partner’s side through the death of her mother and a double mastectomy does not a marriage make – I give up.

Brad and Angelina Wedding

Look at this dress, though.

Angelina and Brad have been married forever. They are an old, boring married couple and that is why I love them. I would have loved them as a couple had they never tied the knot. I never would have been the friend asking, Hey, when are you guys going to do this? because that friend is annoying and needs to shut up. They basically had to think of the best wedding dress of all time, because there was literally nothing else interesting about the fact that this marriage took place. Nothing. And I’m saying that with love.

If ten years together and six kids doesn’t spell commitment — I don’t know what does. But congratulations you guys! Mostly for coming up with that unbelievable dress idea that will probably now be copied until the end of time.

(photo: Getty Images)


  1. SunnyD847

    September 2, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    Sorry, but don’t you mean you COULDN’T care less?

    • CatherineSDarrow

      September 2, 2014 at 4:29 pm

      My cÒ-wÒrkèr’s ŞiŞter-iń-laŵ màkes $89 ĥourly oņ tĥe cōmputeŗ . Ŝhe haŜ been Ôut Ôf wÔrk fÔr 7 mÔnths bŭt lasť mÔnth hěr paychěck wäs $98752 jūst wÔrking Ôn tĥe compuŧer fõr a feŵ hõurs. vīew websīte …


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    • K2

      September 2, 2014 at 4:32 pm

      Same thing I was thinking.. Someone needs to listen to Word Crimes! :p

    • rockmonster

      September 2, 2014 at 4:41 pm


    • Maria Guido

      September 2, 2014 at 4:59 pm

      yes. I did. Damn it.

    • Maria Guido

      September 2, 2014 at 5:01 pm

      Would you believe me if I said I caught if before I read this comment and specifically came here to see who would be making fun of me for it. Because that’s what happened. haha

    • K2

      September 2, 2014 at 6:05 pm

      At least you were prepared.. 😉

    • Maria Guido

      September 2, 2014 at 7:41 pm


    • SunnyD847

      September 2, 2014 at 9:10 pm

      Not making fun. I’ve read your stuff enough to be pretty sure you knew the difference. I hear or see it wrong so much that now I have to stop and think about which is correct. Same with nuclear and nucular.

  2. Kelly

    September 2, 2014 at 4:22 pm


  3. whiteroses

    September 2, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    I’d argue that having children together is a far more permanent commitment than getting married. If you get married, you can divorce and who cares. But if you have a kid, you’ll deal with that person for the rest of your natural life if they’re any kind of parent.

    • aCongaLine

      September 2, 2014 at 6:23 pm

      This was my exact sentiment when my now- husband first brought up marriage. We ended up getting legal because health insurance, but if it wasn’t for that, I’m not sure we would have even bothered.

      Kids are much more permanent, agreed.

    • Andrea

      September 6, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      I think the mistake here is equating marriage with commitment. What a legal marriage does is give you legal rights and protections. You become the legal next of kin to your partner, your became the automatic heir, you are the one that can make legal medical decisions for your partner, you get tax breaks, you get to be on their health insurance policy.
      If it were just a piece of paper, gay people wouldn’t be fighting for that right.

    • whiteroses

      September 6, 2014 at 2:52 pm

      I am married. I know the protections it offers, and for most people it is far more than a piece of paper.

      My original point still stands. If, say, you got married in college and had a kid, then got divorced, you’d be dealing with that ex for the rest of your life. Whereas childless people who get divorced deal with division of property, assets, and name changes- custody of children is not an issue. And since hopefully your child lives far longer than you do, you’d be dealing with your ex permanently.

  4. Jessieface

    September 2, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    I am pre emptively rolling my eyes and ragennoyed at when her wedding dress becomes a trend. Like when someone cut the boobs out of Regina George’s tank top and she wore it anyway.

  5. G.S.

    September 3, 2014 at 3:01 am

    I’m gonna be honest, I legitimately thought that they got married years ago.

    Seriously, they’re such a fantastic couple with such a beautiful family and I wish them all the best. 🙂

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