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15 Signs You’re A Halloween Mom

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Of all the various arbitrary and stereotypical “mom types” out there, from crunchy moms to sanctimommies, Halloween moms are my absolute favorite. You ladies are the best and don’t let anyone who can’t appreciate your candy corn cupcakes tell you otherwise. Halloween is the BEST holiday and Halloween moms who go all out with their decorations, baking, costuming, and makeup greatly contribute to that fact.

I happen to work alongside the ultimate Halloween mom, my associate editor Eve Vawter, who has been counting down the days since summer. I’m not sure what her house looks like yet, but I have a feeling she goes beyond a simple pumpkin on the doorstep. Bonafide Halloween moms will recognize the following signs that they are batshit for Halloween.

1. You can identify repeat pins in Pinterest

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(photo:  Bunches and Bits {Karina})

2. You’re doing this all the time

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom candy corn teeth jpg

(photo:  kurt_kroon)

3. You were excited that you found fake spider webs on sale

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom spiderwebs jpg

(photo: Midget Ninja Gina)

4. You’ve made these already

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom candycorn cupcakes jpg

 

(photo: sweetshannan)

5. You want this

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom candy corn bed cat jpg

(photo:  sweetshannan)

6. You’re mad that you’re not sporting one of these

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom candy corn manicure jpg

(photo:  Quirky Knit Girl)

7. You’re constantly encouraging your kids to do this

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom kid decorations jpg

(photo: Chad Horwedel)

8. Your carved pumpkin looks like this

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom carved pumpkin jpg

(photo: hrh9)

9. You’re going to Google around to find out how to make this

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom candy corn barette jpg(photo:  swishina)

10. This Halloween display looks pathetic to you

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom halloween display jpg

(photo: swishina)

11. You’re getting complains from neighbors about how scary your elaborate display is

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom barbie dead jpg

(photo: Chad Horwedel)

12. The sound of trick or treaters coming to the door makes you feel like this

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13. You LOVE Practical Magic

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14. This is just the beginning of your decoration stash

15 Signs You re A Halloween Mom halloween stuff jpg

(photo: crownmarketing)

15. On Halloween night, you’re all

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