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10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking

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If you have yet to join the Mommyish Viewing Party that is the livestreaming outside St Mary’s Hospital, then you’re missing out some Mommyish community fun. While Kate Middleton is inside presumably birthing, our royal baby addled attentions are fixed on the trio of gentlemen protecting the Lindo Wing. Especially the  guard in the foreground. Here are 10 thoughts I think our Guard McGuard is currently having as we await this momentous birth.

1. “I really should have ordered that larger hat.”

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2. “I really wish I hadn’t binge-watched ‘Orange Is The New Black'”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard8 jpg

3. “The others are right. Fiji water is better.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard7 jpg

4. “I already told you. No refunds on the royal baby betting pool, man.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard6 jpg

5. “Also, should not have STAYED UP SO LATE binge-watching ‘Orange Is The New Black.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard5 jpg

6. “They always leave me out.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard4 png

7. “That reminds me. Forgot to pick up our drycleaning. Damn it.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard3 jpg

8. “No, you can’t go over the line dumbass.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbabyguard2 jpg

9. “I wonder if Kate will let me hold the baby.”10 Thoughts That One Guard Outside The Royal Baby Hospital Is Thinking royalbaby guard1 jpg

10. “This vest hurts my man boobs.”

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