Woman Clogs Toilet, Throws It Out the Window, Then Gets Stuck in Worst Tinder Date Ever

We’ve all had bad online dates at some point or other. Maybe your date didn’t look like their photos, or they had zero personality. Maybe they were just incredibly racist (I walked out of one of those!) Perhaps they just never showed up. But none compare to this next online date horror story. This one’s for the history books. Get this: A girl clogs a toilet while out on a date (bad), then attempts to get rid of the “evidence” (worse), only to end up getting stuck in a window (WTF) in what is definitely the worst Tinder date ever.

Liam Smyth, a university student in Cabot Ward, England, recently met a girl from Tinder for dinner. Things were going well enough, so Smyth invited the woman over to his place for some wine and a Scientology documentary. So far, so good. That is, until his date got up to use the restroom and returned looking perplexed. Smyth outlines what happened in his Go Fund me page:

“‘I went for a poo in your toilet’, she told me ‘and it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked,’ she continued ‘I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.'”

Uhm. WHAT?

How This Got to Be the Worst Tinder Date Ever

Smyth, who either has the best sense of humor ever or is just a really nice dude, suggested they go out to the garden to get the poop and throw it out. Except that the window actually doesn’t go out to the garden, but just a weird, random gap between that window and another non-opening window.

Poo Girl then decided she would just wedge herself between the windows and grab the shit (literally). She claimed to be an amateur gymnast, so it would be no problem, right? She squeezed through and retrieved the turd but when it came time to get back inside, she was stuck.

Yeah, worst Tinder date ever for sure.

Smyth then called the fire brigade who came in and likely chuckled to themselves as they rescued this poor girl and her poop. It could have ended there, but due to the rescue, Smyth was left with a £300 bill to fix his window (roughly $400). So he set up a GoFund Me page which has now left him with over £2,000, most of which he claims he’ll be donating to charity. So while this may have been the worst Tinder date ever, at least it was all for a good cause.

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(Image: Go Fund Me / Liam Smyth)