You know that feel, when you want to get it on but don’t want to break any weird sex laws? Well, fear not, dear readers. We’ve got the weirdest sex laws from every state, so you can avoid running afoul of the law during your (admittedly odd) sexy time. Some of these are really out there. But no judgement! You do you, you freaks.
Leading the weird sex laws is Alabama, where incestuous marriages are illegal. That seems…fine? Maybe that should be the law everywhere, we’re just spit-balling here.
In Arizona, you can’t have more than two dildos in your house, so pick a favorite. In Little Rock, Arkansas, flirtation and “lascivious banter” between opposite sexes on the street will land you in the pokey for 30 days (sounds like a fun place).
Moose are banned from having sex on city streets in Fairbanks, Alaska. You hear that, you randy moose? Keep in in the bedroom!
If you live in California, don’t sell boobie pillows within 1000 feet of a highway (crossing that off my list of business ideas). In Colorado, you’re breaking the law if you keep a house where unmarried people are allowed to have sex. All sex toys are banned in Georgia, which explains … a lot, tbh.