132072413Your weekly parenting horoscope for the week of January 19th. Find out what the stars have in store for you this week!

Aries 3/21-4/19:

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Aries are extremely action-oriented people, which means that when your kid’s teacher asks you to volunteer to be in charge of the class parties for the rest of the year you will happily do so. You will also stock up in advance on the most important supplies you need for this occasion, including disinfecting wipes, Advil, bandaids and vodka.

 

Taurus 4/20-5/20: 

165957641 This week sees many new changes for those born under the sign of Taurus, so I suggest stocking up on Pampers and baby wipes while you still have time.

 

 

 

 

Gemini 5/21-6/20:  

165957662 Fortune will come your way this week, when you discover two quarters and nine pennies hidden in the sofa when you are vacuuming Cheerios and Lego pieces that got stuck behind the cushions . You will also get a coupon for pizza and laundry detergent in the mail.

 

 

 

Cancer 6/21-7/22: 

165960221 No matter what anyone tries to tell you this week, it goes Bub-bub-bubble, Gup-gup-guppies! Bubble, bubble, bubble! Guppy, guppy, guppies! Bubble! Bubble! Guppy! Guppy! Bubble Guppies!

 

 

 

Leo 7/23-8/22:  

165957685 This week the most important thing for Leo to remember is that no matter how many times you ask, you will be the only person remembering to replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.

 

 

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22: 

165960262 At some point this week, you will decide to have taco night. Sadly for you, you will forget taco seasoning at the store. No, you cannot make a homemade version, because it will never taste as good as what you can buy in the seasoning packet. If you are friends with a Gemini, they have a pizza coupon.