If You Need a Good Baby Shower Cake You Have to Get a Vagina Cake
There are some trends that I won’t ever understand. It’s not for lack of wanting to, but really, there are somethings that just aren’t meant to be made sense of. One of those is a trend in baby showers that, to me, crosses the line from trend into like super gross. A lot of things about baby showers already confuse me enough, but this is next level. I’m talking baby shower cakes. Specifically a vagina cake. Yep. Two words I never thought would be put together were just put together.
And it’s a real thing. No lie. People have cakes made up to resemble the birthing process. Baby heads made up of cake parts coming out of lady parts also made of cake. If you’re not sure what I am talking about, I don’t blame you. Because who ever in their mind would have thought this was the real deal. Well, it is””and I’ve rounded up some of the most noteworthy cakes that you can find on the internet.
Because sharing is caring, here is what I’m talking about when I say vagina cake.
1. This one is special
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd20B5ABqS0/?tagged=vaginacake
Nothing quite like frosting that mimics everything that is going on, right?
2. Not for everyone
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bdhjkl8HIAf/?tagged=vaginacake
Oh, ya don’t say? I have no idea what is going on in the bottom with this one… that log… do you?
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3. Got some stubble?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcf6P3xAz_6/?tagged=vaginacake
I can tell what their grooming practice is… that’s some detail on the cake, yo.
4. Fruit won’t look the same
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcR3en0D-3v/?tagged=vaginacake
I love strawberries. They are delish, but never thought of it like this before. You?
5. Doll heads were harmed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbI40dIDMl1/?tagged=vaginacake
Doll heads were harmed in the making of this cake.
6. Sunnyside
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbDszm8lDcV/?tagged=vaginacake
I wonder what goes through the mind of the baker who has to do this for the first time.
7. That’s a new look
https://www.instagram.com/p/BahWI4cApyO/?tagged=vaginacake
The little (alien?) baby looks happy at least.
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8. More typical
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaO_x8qDEJN/?tagged=vaginacake
This baby is coming out a little more typical at least.
9. Happy baby
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZojKVgBWLh/?tagged=vaginacake
I don’t know if the happy baby with their arms up is better or if that makes this a bit more disturbing?
10. This baby has seen some things
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZbxSk7h8sq/?tagged=vaginacake
Birth is bloody. This blood looks like jam.
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11. Someone tried to make an edible head
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZQtjJQAddH/?tagged=vaginacake
There is too much in this cake. Way too much ugly baby head. Oh and the poop.
12. That… uh… doesn’t look right.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYZU689j38C/?tagged=vaginacake
HI! I don’t think that tear there is going to be too easy to heal from.
13. If mom is happy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYGPGvolXja/?tagged=vaginacake
The person who was surprised this cake writes, “When your wonderful friends throw you a surprising baby shower! Guys you are both disgusting and creative! Love you all!”
14. This one is creative
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXtiY4DhOge/?tagged=vaginacake
Yeah, this one is like a life simulation of what the birth will be like? We cool with that?!
15. Assorted treats
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bds8_UDn0cP/?tagged=vaginacake
If cake isn’t really your thing — maybe cookies?
16. Oh my…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTMwbDPhIO3/?tagged=vaginacake
OMG. YEP. WHAT?
Do you have one you like more than the other? One that you think is the best or grossest? Tell us in the comments.
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