Topic: Stuff

Evening Feeding: The Joys Of Dressing Sloppy Boys

Evening Feeding: The Joys Of Dressing Sloppy Boys

The joys of dressing slopping boys (Babble)

Story maps at the Eric Carle museum (Parents.com)

Why are women so mean to each other? (Your Tango)

4 women’s issues that haven’t changed since 1911 (HuffPo Women)

8 celebs in really awkward workout poses (The Frisky)

Author calls out most evil first names (HuffPo Parents)

The language of Honey Boo Boo (The Hairpin)

What to say to parents if you think their baby is ugly (The Stir)

Kim Kardashian opens up about motherhood (Celeb Baby Laundry)

(Photo: Captain Kimo)

Emma Roberts’ Arrest Reminds Everyone That Pretty, Rich White Girls Can Be Abusive, Too

Emma Robertsâ Arrest Reminds Everyone That Pretty, Rich White Girls Can Be Abusive, Too

Earlier, I wrote about how 22-year-old Emma Roberts was reportedly arrested for domestic violence. If you don’t feel like reading the previous article, here’s a brief summation: Roberts was arrested in Montreal after police were called to the hotel room she was sharing with boyfriend and fellow actor Evan Peters. He declined to press charges, she was released, and the whole incident was kept under wraps until yesterday when TMZ broke the story.
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Woman Throws Punches At Chuck E. Cheese With Baby On Her Hip Because It’s The Classiest Place Ever

Woman Throws Punches At Chuck E. Cheese With Baby On Her Hip Because It's The Classiest Place Ever

Parents who take your ducklings to Chuck E. Cheese, you’re a much braver person than I. The last time I step foot in one of those Lord of the Flies establishments, I was five years old and got taken out by a bigger kid in a filthy ball pit while my parents looked on with a “well, she said this is what she wanted and it’s her birthday so,” kind of a stare. But as scary as being shoved into a plastic pit of germs can be, imagine how terrified the kids at a Long Island Chuck E. Cheese felt as grownups straight up brawled. Oh, and there’s video. More »

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns to our televisions tonight at 9 PM sharp (or sharpish if you’re into mountain time). Already people are decrying the return of this family to TV and declaring it to be a national travesty that they’re given any attention at all. After all, they’re poor and they’re overweight and most offensively of all, they’re happy. There’s nothing that upsets Americans more than people who are happier than us — despite the fact that they’re bigger than us and poorer than us and less educated than us.
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Queen Elizabeth Wants Kate Middleton To Hurry Up And Start Pushing Before She Goes On Vacation

Queen Elizabeth Wants Kate Middleton To Hurry Up And Start Pushing Before She Goes On Vacation

Real talk time. I feel bad for Kate Middleton right now. I mean, yeah, she is super rich and a legit duchess. She probably sleeps on 1000 thread count sheets and has a handmaiden that feeds her grapes and what not, but she is nine months pregnant at the moment (in the middle of summer no less). It’s currently almost 90 degrees in London right now, and it it believed that she is well past her due date. Even if you live in a gilded cage, summer pregnancies SUCK. That being said, you would think those closest to her would give her a break from the whole duty-bound princess routine, but I guess Queen Elizabeth didn’t get the memo. More »

Kim Kardashian Made Her Post-Baby Debut In Her Nanny’s Car

Kim Kardashian Made Her Post-Baby Debut In Her Nanny's Car

Kim Kardashian hasn’t slapped North West on a tabloid cover just yet as Kris Jenner tries to punk her audience with a stunt baby. Nor has Kim hitched a product endorsement to the bumper of her “post-baby body” narrative and tried to shill us all Weight Watchers or some such nonsense. Nope, looks like Kim Kardashian made her post-baby body reveal like many ladies do — in their vehicles. More »

Bad Mom Advice: Runaway Kids May Just Hate You And Stupid Babies Get Enough Presents

Bad Mom Advice: Runaway Kids May Just Hate You And Stupid Babies Get Enough Presents

I probably would have sat her down and told her that you love her very much and if she ran away from home everyone would be very sad, and also she is not allowed to leave the house like that. If she needs to run away from home she can run away to the backyard. Explain she is not allowed to leave the yard. Then when she does “run away” to the back yard I would say “OK, you can have you alone time, come in when you are ready.” Siblings fight, it is normal. Maybe she just needed space from her brother. If she continues running away there may be more DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUES that need to be addressed but how the hell should I know? I’m not a doctor. And my stupid AC is broken. More »

Morning Feeding: And So The Potty Training Begins…

Morning Feeding: And So The Potty Training Begins...

And so the potty training begins… (Babble)

4 reasons to get back with your ex – or not (Your Tango)

Cory Monteith‘s cause of death is exactly what we feared (The Stir)

Why I don’t want a 40th birthday party (HuffPo Women)

The 1-step parenting method that will change your life (HuffPo Parents)

Vatican offers a reduced purgatory sentence for a Pope Francis follow (The Hairpin)

Jenny McCarthy on The View: A platform for anti-vaccine views (Parents.com)

Dating don’ts – About fake friending (The Frisky)

Beyonce shares sweet shots of her and Blue Ivy on vacation (Celeb Baby Laundry)

(Photo: naomewatson)

10 Things A Pregnant Woman Needs Right Now So Stop Being A Jerk And Give Them To Her

10 Things A Pregnant Woman Needs Right Now So Stop Being A Jerk And Give Them To Her

To me there is NOTHING sadder than a pregnant, hot, tired hungry lady. What the hell is wrong in this world if some of you ladies are pregnant and hot and tired and hungry? This should not happen. It made me start thinking about all the pregnant ladies who need things RIGHT NOW and no one is giving these things to these ladies and what is wrong with you people? Being pregnant is hard! More »

Just Another Video That Will Make You Wish Melissa McCarthy And Ben Falcone Would Adopt You

Just Another Video That Will Make You Wish Melissa McCarthy And Ben Falcone Would Adopt You

You’re never too old to get adopted. Or so I tell myself whenever I see amazingly awesome celebrity parents tell great stories about raising their children. Take Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy for example. Last night Ben went on CONAN to talk about his children. Maybe other stuff, but that’s the only part I caught so I’m sticking with it. He told an incredibly endearing story about playing with his two young daughters, Vivian and Georgette. Apparently his older daughter’s currently going through some kind of princess-y stage.
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Evening Feeding: 10 Truths About Traveling With Toddlers

Evening Feeding: 10 Truths About Traveling With Toddlers

10 truths about traveling with toddlers (Babble)

Lamar Odom’s other woman: 4 things we’ve learned about Jennifer Richardson (The Stir)

My brother wears a hoodie every day, so I’m afraid (The Frisky)

What’s the best dating advice you’ve ever heard? (Your Tango)

Eldridge Cleaver’s emo diary (The Hairpin)

Why Kate Middleton might miss her due date (HuffPo Parents)

Is this fertility worry overblown? (HuffPo Women)

A devoted follower (Parents.com)

Family vacation: Camping with a toddler (Celeb Baby Laundry)

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