The Official Mommyish Holiday Drinking Game!
Merry Christmas! What’s more festive than getting crunk on holidays? Why just slowly sip your wine all day, when…
Merry Christmas! What’s more festive than getting crunk on holidays? Why just slowly sip your wine all day, when…
The Christmas holiday is almost over. So many of us are currently basking in a cloud of tissue paper,…
Is Santa sexy? I’m going to go with, “no.” I am very confused about the Santa hat as a…
Merry Christmas, Christmas celebrators! We’ve made it to Christmas Eve, which means we are a mere 24 hours a…
The holidays are a boon to lovers of food, alcohol, and family gossip. If the whole extended family will…
Every holiday season, thousands of parents post Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus-themed updates on social media, and most of them merrily ride the…
Last year, I caved and got my kid an Elf on the Shelf. I can’t explain why; I was…
I have noticed recently that the internet thinks that giving a puppy as a Christmas gift is not a…
In a year filled with stories of women being shamed for breastfeeding in public or sent to cafe restrooms,…
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. Christmas is upon us. And I am stressed the eff out. There…
”Santa Claus was here, that son of a bitch,” my dad said with just the right combination of frustration…
No, your infant doesn’t need a Christmas gift. He’s not going to open it. He’s not going to care….
Skymall is my favorite thing about flying. Granted, since I am usually flying by myself with my young twins,…
I am proud to say that when my kids were babies and toddlers, I did not go overboard on…