Topic: Pregnancy & Health

I’m Trying To Schedule My Pregnancy Around A Tattoo And A Destination Wedding

I'm Trying To Schedule My Pregnancy Around A Tattoo And A Destination Wedding

We started to do the math. Literally, we began counting the months. If I didn’t want to be about-to-burst, we’d need to wait until at least the summer to start trying. If I wanted to be pregnant but not too pregnant, we’d probably want to conceive around September. If I wanted that piña colada, pregnancy would have to be postponed until after the wedding. More »

The ‘Secret’ To Jessica Alba’s Killer Post-Baby Body Is Hardcore Corseting

The 'Secret' To Jessica Alba's Killer Post-Baby Body Is Hardcore Corseting

Jessica Alba is a mother to two children, a fact that was utterly mind-boggling to The Daily Mail as they recently ogled her bikini body. But in the now great tradition of the “how did you get that smokin’ body?” question that is now a cornerstone to celebrity mom interviews, Jessica’s “secret” is out. Those of you who are so inclined can set your Google machines accordingly. More »

Judge Throws Out 3 Charges Against Gosnell, Inviting Further Speculation As To What Constitutes A ‘Live Child’

Judge Throws Out 3 Charges Against Gosnell, Inviting Further Speculation As To What Constitutes A 'Live Child'

Dr. Kermit Gosnell, if you can even call him a doctor, was originally facing eight murder charges for essentially conducting illegal abortions in his Pennsylvania practice. But now Judge Jeffrey Minehart, who is overseeing the grisly case in which women were left to die, has tossed out three charges against Gosnell. And all because the prosecutors reportedly didn’t provide enough evidence that these were “live” babies he was murdering. This already fraught term in the pro-choice vs. pro-life debates just got even messier. More »

Jessica Simpson Invites People Mag To Her Baby Shower, Keenly Cites How Much Baby Weight She’s Gained

Jessica Simpson Invites People Mag To Her Baby Shower, Keenly Cites How Much Baby Weight She's Gained

Jessica Simpson may be pregnant with her second child — a son — but that doesn’t mean she’s breaking from Weight Watchers-sponsored public weigh-ins. Hardly. In fact, she’s willing to invite a major tabloid to her baby shower specifically to do the baby weight talking points. You are the master promoter, Jessica. I bow to thee.
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Oregon High School Student Who Faked Pregnancy For Her Senior Project Deserves An A+++

Oregon High School Student Who Faked Pregnancy For Her Senior Project Deserves An A+++

When I was a senior in high school we made some lame attempts at senior pranks. One of which was stealing all the clocks in the classrooms. I felt really cool because I was able to procure what was seen by many as the forbidden clock, the one in the teacher’s lounge. But this high school senior in Oregon is way cooler and braver than I ever was.

Maria Miranda of Forest Grove High School took it upon herself to create her own social experiment for her senior project on stereotyping when she faked a pregnancy. She wanted to see what kind of reactions she would receive from her peers (much like Gaby Rodriguez who later wrote a book about her faux teen pregnancy project).

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9 Images Made Funnier If You Imagine Her Eating Placenta

9 Images Made Funnier If You Imagine Her Eating Placenta

But seriously though, when I was editing Maria’s piece, my associate editor Eve Vawter and I kept going back and forth about the art choice. Believe me, I spared all of you some intense imagery, as I wasn’t about to pull an STFU Parents and just have a huge bleeding placenta at the top of the page. (We’ve done that already). Picking graphics for placenta posts, as we’ve learned in the past, is tricky tricky business. More »

So I Guess I’m Going To Eat My Placenta

So I Guess I'm Going To Eat My Placenta

I’m a sucker when it comes to a bargain. Seriously. I’m the person that always falls for the two-for-one deals. I almost never need two of whatever it is I am buying, but I still bite. I’m thinking this is why I have just recently begun contemplating eating my placenta after the birth of my next child. The doula I am looking into offers free placenta encapsulation as part of her service. So naturally – I should do it, right? More »