Topic: mom fun

Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!

Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!

Your kid doesn’t get a Frozen doll. Too bad boo hoo, now they will grow up and hate you. That’s what you get parents, that is what you get! But I have a solution for you, oh boy do I ever, because I’m an amazingly smart person and I will share my wisdom with you so your dumb kid will stop whining about their dumb lack of Disney branded bullshit you will end up donating by next Easter anyway. More »

An Open Love Letter To Diaper Wipes

An Open Love Letter To Diaper Wipes

Since everyone and their mother has taken to writing open letters to everyone they come into contact with, ever – I figured why reserve them for living, breathing, entities? You deserve some appreciation, too. Since you aren’t blessed with the gift of hearing and speech like every other person who “receives” these Internet letters and actually talking to you is pointless – I figured, why not? Why not let the world know about my devotion? My dedication? To diaper wipes.
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Airplane Travel Sucks Unless You Happen To Be Flying With The Cast Of The Lion King

Airplane Travel Sucks Unless You Happen To Be Flying With The Cast Of The Lion King

Flying is now like traveling by giant stinky bus in the sky and in no way like it used to be back in the day when I first started flying places. Flying used to be exciting and clean and glamorous and an event! Now it is all expensive and cramped and sad and gross. Unless of course, you happened to be on the flight from Brisbane To Sydney with the Australian broadway cast of The Lion King. More »

12 Photos That Prove Making Your Child Sit On The Easter Bunny’s Lap Is A Horrible Idea

12 Photos That Prove Making Your Child Sit On The Easter Bunny's Lap Is A Horrible Idea

Is there really a kid in existence who is happy with the idea of breathing life into a giant bunny? I don’t think so. The Easter Bunny tradition needs some work. Can we just agree that henceforth he should be a real-sized bunny who happily hops around your yard leaving jellybeans in his wake, not a giant monstrosity with a fixed smile who will haunt your kids’ dreams for life? More »