Appearing naked in a national magazine doesn’t make you brave. Especially when you are a Hollywood celebrity who can afford personal trainers, personal chefs, and and a whole bevy of photographers and art directors who are going to make sure you look perfectly gorgeous when being featured in a national magazine. More
Topic: being a mom
I think people ask this question when they run out of things to say. How far along are you? Did you find out if it was a girl or boy? Are you excited? …awkward silence… Are you going to breastfeed? More
Imagine my surprise, then, when I realized that this is still a thing people do. Of course, some bonnets are part of a larger “Easter Bonnet Competition” racket, but some are straight outta St. Joan’s, still available on the market for torturing children.
In case you missed it, we teamed up with The Whole Network, a nonprofit charity, in a Facebook Live Q&A yesterday to discuss all of your burning questions about the male genitalia. As an afterthought, I probably shouldn’t use the words “burning” and “male genitalia” in the same sentence ever again. More
If you’ve always suspected that their was something a little more sinister behind the adorable, long-lashed eyes of babies, or wondered if babies were just a tiny bit evil (why else would they barf on your last clean shirt as soon as you put it on?) it turns out that you aren’t as crazy as people probably insist that you are. In fact, it looks like babies are racists. Tiny, adorable racists. More
In this moment I first wondered what his school friends would think when they saw me. Would he be embarrassed of me? Would he defend me? Would he even have to? Time will tell. More
Plus, even if she was, would that be any different than the guys we see wandering around the park with their tank tops on and their jeans exposing their ass cracks? Those dudes are never told to COVER UP. They just eat their Dole Whips and go on offending the world with their butt cleavage.
First category is mobility, the job requires that you work standing up, most or all of the time. SERIOUSLY? Here’s a fun fact advertising agency people, there are roughly 8 million families in the US that include one parent with a disability, many of those parents who use wheelchairs and have no use of their legs. More
Seriously? I’m sorry, but if your kid eats the stupid Easter grass that comes in the basket you may have bigger concerns than whether or not the 99 cent crap you get at your local Walgreens is ruining the environment. More
I’m pretty good with quick, snarky comebacks. But there is one sentence people say, especially to mothers, for which I do not have a good comeback. That sentence is, “You look exhausted.” Sigh. More
Oh for the love of Anne Geddes it’s another round up of totally stupid stock photo images that I always run across when trying to scour our photo websites for relevant images I can use to illustrate all of the hard-hitting journalistic masterpieces I post for you guys here. I don’t know what asshole decided to stick a baby in a bucket, but you assholes need to totally start doing this. More
We have all been there. It is 10 AM and a very slow morning. The kids have a snow day and you are wondering just what to do with them. You are seriously dragging as you were up a little too late watching the Housewives argue on Bravo. In spite of the exhaustion, kids are dressed. They are fed (somewhat). And you are proud. You still manage to hold on to your title of Supermom. That is, until you see that pic. The one that ruins your day. A Facebook friend just posted a photo of a gorgeous display table in the theme of Frozen. There are snowmen and princess cupcakes and colorful cake pops. Everything looks beautiful and perfect, with little coordinating handmade tags. You try not to panic. More
You know me. You trust me. I’m a normal-looking stay at home mom who seems to do the best things for her kids. I nursed my babies. I fed them organic baby food. I dressed them in adorable outfits. But, if I’ve been in your home (and why wouldn’t I be?), I’ve tried to steal or have actually stolen from you. I’ve looked in your medicine cabinets, your nightstand drawers, your linen closets – anywhere and everywhere I could think of that could contain drugs. I am white. I seem totally in control. I could be your sister, your friend, your neighbor, or the mother of your kid’s friend. And I am a drug addict. More
Dun nun nun nun dun nun nun nu, BATKID! Yay Batkid is back and yesterday he threw out the first pitch for the San Francisco Giants home opener. More