Every parent steals their toddler’s food when they aren’t looking. That is a fact. It’s also a fact that you will break your back to pack your toddler convenient, semi-healthy snacks to take with them to the zoo or daycare, and they will smash them or throw them on the ground or throw them at you every time. Might as well eat them yourself and avoid the hassle.
1. Chicken Nuggets
I will shame-eat chicken nuggets with the best of ‘em, as I pretend that they aren’t made of chicken lips and pig buttholes.
2. Mac ‘n Cheese
Lay off me—I’m carb-loading for a race.
Delicious, sugary go-gurt is more like a squishy sack of dessert than a healthy, probiotic treat.
Frozen grapes floating in a glass of wine are either totally redundant or the best idea ever.
5. Cut-Up Fruit
Regular fruit is so big and heavy. The struggle is real.