Imagine you’re strolling through the store, just minding your own business. Maybe you’re getting some Christmas shopping done, or maybe you’re just browsing to kill some time. You turn a corner, and BAM! Teddy bear orgy, right in your face. I can’t say that anything like that has ever happened to me, personally (and I’m sad about it), but a woman in Wisconsin says that’s exactly what her daughter encountered while shopping at Shopko. As to who was behind the kinky bear sex, that remains a mystery.

If bear sex offends you, avert your eyes! Teddy bear orgy action coming your way in 3…2…