First, parents petitioned to get Breaking Bad figurines removed from Toys R’ Us because they felt it set a bad example. Now, another parent has started a petition to get clothes from the Kardashion Kids line removed from Babies R’ Us because she feels they are “damaging.” Next, I will start a petition to remove the color “Mustard Yellow” from everywhere because it is ugly, and it offends me. After all, the world needs to conform to my tastes and opinions, right? No? Oh. More
Topic: The Kardashians
Despite Kris Jenner‘s press flirtations and batting eyelashes about her newborn granddaughter North West perhaps maybe kind of sort of, but oh wait, not really, making an appearance on her talk show “Kris,” fear not. The momager and family matriarch has found a much more compelling eyeball attraction than a newborn. More
Kris Jenner is gearing up for the debut of her talk show “Kris,” using her granddaughter North West‘s name as the plug that keeps on giving. But allegations that the show is a katasrophe behind the scenes are reportedly false, false, false. Good to know considering how the characterization of Kris is pretty believable. More
Immersed in new motherhood, Kim Kardashian is considering the quandaries of all new mothers as they hold a newborn to their bosom. Should I debut this moneymaker on my mother’s new talk show? Or perhaps settle for a two million dollar magazine photo shoot? Decisions, decisions!
Kris Jenner couldn’t have timed her third grandbaby any better. Just when the momager is fielding press inquiries about the long-awaited North West, she has a talk show debuting July 15th. Hence why she rolled over to The View to discuss both promotional platforms: a grandchild to pimp out and a new product for consumption. All in a day’s work for mama Jenner. More
The big uncensored Kardashian tell all interview with Ryan Seacrest that I kept seeing advertisements for at the gym finally debuted. Turns out that the long-awaited answer behind the cliff-hanging “would you get married again, Kim?” is a giddy capitalized “Yes.” But will E! be paying for the catering this time? The answer may surprise you. More
Pregnant Kim Kardashian has had, so far, a very stressful pregnancy. So much so that a doctor recently paid the reality starlet a visit and told her to not let her Kris Humphries divorce get to her. There’s even further speculation that the mommy-to-be had a miscarriage scare. So leave it to the Kardashian Empire to parlay all that stress and panic into season eight of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” More
It must be less than fun to be a Jenner/Kardashian kid in the year 2013. Aside from the few moments were you can mock your mother’s “fake smile,” we’re looking at a steady trajectory of post-baby bodies, reality shows, promotional mommy blogs, and sell sell sell. So it’s really no wonder that 17-year-old Kendall Jenner is kind of over it — at least for “five minutes” a day. More
Khloe Kardashian has always struck me as the slightly more aware of The Kardashian Klan. Ever since that tidbit leaked about Khloe allegedly walking by Kathie Lee Gifford at Kim Kardashian‘s wedding and whispering “I give it six months,” I’ve had the sneaking suspicion that Khloe is quite in tune with the Kardashian bottom line. Which is why this video of Khloe mocking mom Kris Jenner‘s QVC appearance is worth its weight in gold. More
Kris Jenner, the textbook momager who reportedly coached her daughter on how to make a sex tape, promotes the births of her grandchildren like nobody’s business, and piles her entire family onto reality TV, says that she doesn’t exploit her family. In related falsehoods, the sky is a solid shade of magenta and I’m a man. More
The Kourtney Kardashian weight loss following the birth of baby Penelope Disick has certainly caused a lot of metaphoric ink to be spilled. Along with very questionable copy that runs terms like “mum tum” to describe the bodies of other ladies. But when making time for her swanky Tracy Anderson workouts, Kourtney Kardashian says that she evades the epic mommy guilt by working out before they get up. Personally, I’m one for obliterating mom guilt. Not scheduling one’s life around it. More
Kourtney Kardashian welcomed her second baby (and future reality TV star), Penelope Disick, last July. Nearly six months later, the eldest Kardashian is letting photographers snap nearly every angle of her 44 lb weight loss — like you do. And don’t forget those multiple Kourtney Kardashian bikini changes! More
Some girls dream of big white weddings, white picket fences, and children who nap on a regular basis. (Others dream of living fabulous child-free lives and never ever putting a ring on it, but that’s a different article). But as someone who has already had the big white wedding, pregnant Kim Kardashian‘s “perfect world” fairy tale involves getting that divorce from old hubby Kris Humphries.
Never miss an opportunity to promote! That’s the bonafide Kardashian way. So imagine pregnant Kim Kardashian‘s surprise when the paparazzi failed to capture her in all her baby bumping bikini glory. Darn it. Opportunity squandered! More