Topic: tabloid culture

I Really Wish Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Would Just Get Married Already

I Really Wish Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Would Just Get Married Already

Guess what Angelina Jolie was doing last week? She spent four days meeting with victims of sexual violence at a rescue camp in the Congo. It is an admirable piece of outreach from an amazing humanitarian. Guess what all of the headlines about Angeline Jolie have been this week? Hint: They’ve had nothing to do with the Congo. It’s been focused on a simple gold band on her ring finger. More »

Suri Cruise Could Maybe, Kinda, Sorta Get The Little Sibling She’s Always Dreamed Of

Suri Cruise Could Maybe, Kinda, Sorta Get The Little Sibling She's Always Dreamed Of

Back when Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were happily married, I remember a huge fuss being made about the possibility of a sibling for little Suri. In fact, I remember mommy outrage because Holmes dared to suggest that she would have another child partially because Suri would really like a brother or sister. Well, the rumors are back that Suri might finally get the sibling she desires. More »

Jessica Simpson Shows Exactly What ‘Celeb Mom Child Exploitation’ Means With New Video Of Baby Maxwell

Jessica Simpson Shows Exactly What 'Celeb Mom Child Exploitation' Means With New Video Of Baby Maxwell

Just yesterday I was trying to explain the difference between my own job, where I sometimes use stories about my daughter to discuss parenting, and celebrities who turn parenthood into a paycheck. These celebs seem to exploit their pregnancies and children to generate good press or sell the public some new product. And celeb mom extraordinaire Jessica Simpson just perfectly illustrated the type of child exploitation I’m taking about! More »

My Mommy Blogging Is Not The Same As The Celebrity Child Exploitation Business

My Mommy Blogging Is Not The Same As The Celebrity Child Exploitation Business

At least once a week, I get the opportunity to write a snarky blog post about a celebrity mom who uses her birth announcement to promote her new shoe line or a former boy band dad plastering his child’s face on a collection of lullabies he’s shilling. Sometimes, I refer to these bits of celeb parent branding as a form of exploitation, because moms and dads are using their children to further their career and market their business. Invariably, someone in the comments well say, “You write mommy blogs. You do the same thing.” And here’s how I would like to respond to those comments. More »

Shakira Shares Her New Baby’s Picture For A Good Cause, Puts Other Infant-Exploiting Celebs To Shame

Shakira Shares Her New Baby's Picture For A Good Cause, Puts Other Infant-Exploiting Celebs To Shame

I’ve always been a little grossed out by the idea of shopping your infant’s picture to the highest bidding celebrity tabloid shortly after the child’s birth. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t need to see anyone’s six-day-old baby trotted out like a show pony so mom and dad can get a nice big paycheck. And that’s the Shakira baby pictures of little baby Milan, and the charity these photos are going to support, makes me smile so much. More »

Snooki & JWoww Are Already Planning To Spawn More Second Generation Reality TV Stars

Snooki & JWoww Are Already Planning To Spawn More Second Generation Reality TV Stars

It looks like Jessica Simpson won’t be the only professionally pregnant celebrity out there! Snooki and JWoww are just as prepared to create their own little money-makers. After the wonderful success Snooks has had transforming her bad girl reputation into that of a humorous and relatable new mom, it shouldn’t be surprising that both of the Jersey Shore alums see motherhood as a solid career move. More »

Sorry Celebrity Stalkers, President Obama Will Not Have You Posting Bikini Pics Of Malia And Sasha

Sorry Celebrity Stalkers, President Obama Will Not Have You Posting Bikini Pics Of Malia And Sasha

Whatever your political affiliation, there’s no debate that Barrack and Michelle Obama are loving, thoughtful parents. We’ve seen that throughout the First Family’s first four years in office. We saw that on the campaign trail, where the First Daughters were notably absent. And I have a feeling that we’re going to continue on with this demonstration throughout the next term. Exhibit 23659240: The Obamas do everything in their power to keep bikini photos of Sasha and Malia from showing up in tabloid magazines. More »