Topic: smoking

If You Get A Divorce You’ll Probably Turn Your Child Into A Smoker

If You Get A Divorce You'll Probably Turn Your Child Into A Smoker

A new study says children of divorced parents are more likely to smoke. I love all of the studies that show how much divorce ruins kids. I’m kidding. I really don’t. I know that divorce is traumatic – but coming from a household with divorced parents that stayed together way too long – I can’t help but think in many cases it’s the best choice for the child. More »

Anonymous Mom: I Hate That My Husband Smokes Pot

Anonymous Mom: I Hate That My Husband Smokes Pot

My husband and I have gone over this a million times. Sometimes he says he’s done, he’s just going to quit. But then he follows up with this self-indulgent request to “please be understanding if I’m not in the best mood for a few days.” I have heard that proclamation so many times it’s laughable. Now, whenever he says he’s quitting, I just stay quiet and continue with whatever I’m doing. More »

I Quit Smoking For My Kid But The Stress Of Parenting Her Has Me Smoking Again

I Quit Smoking For My Kid But The Stress Of Parenting Her Has Me Smoking Again

It’s 11 at night and my 10-month-old daughter won’t go to bed. My husband is preparing to sleep on the couch, yet again, so the baby and I can have the bed to ourselves. He’s been doing this for months now, and in turn, he’s been getting unbroken sleep —meaning he’s prone to Hulk syndrome, liable to morph into an unrecognizable mass of angry green husband at any given moment. This is one of those moments. Between our yelling and the baby’s crying, I’m genuinely shocked our neighbors haven’t called the police or CPS. More »

Why Are We Shocked? 4-Year-Old On ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Smokes Fake Cigarette

Why Are We Shocked? 4-Year-Old On 'Toddlers & Tiaras' Smokes Fake Cigarette

It’s all in the name of acting. Chekhov would surely be impressed with little Destiny and her mother’s commitment to her character. Destiny was, of course, competing at the epitome of responsible parenting, Toddlers & Tiaras. She was portraying everyone’s favorite “Good Girl Gone Bad,” Sandy from Grease. But to complete the character, she just had to have a fake cigarette. Her mother could not compromise the performance just because her daughter is four years old and doesn’t need to be huffing on anything, real or fake. More »

It’s Okay Hilary Duff, I’m A Mom And A Smoker Too

Itâs Okay Hilary Duff, Iâm A Mom And A Smoker Too

My personal opinion is that like a lot of mothers, Hilary Duff – who was recently caught holding a cigarette – is a liar. Duff was trending a couple days ago because the new mom was – gasp! – holding a butt. People, it seems, are mad at her because not only was she caught with a butt in hand but also she’s a new mother, which somehow makes this habit worse.

Duff apologized for it and insisted she was holding the cigarette for a friend. “It looks worse than it is,” she said. Honey, it’s okay. You were caught smoking. Just say you’re trying to quit. I pretty much think/know she’s a liar because no smoker in his or her right mind would give a cigarette to a non-smoker to hold. I know this because I, too, am a part-time smoker. More »