Topic: sex

Your Kid Doesn’t Want To Hear About Your Sex Life, Even If He Wrote ‘Blurred Lines’‏

Your Kid Doesn't Want To Hear About Your Sex Life, Even If He Wrote 'Blurred Lines'â

I think we all remember Alan Thicke fondly as Dr. Jason Seaver, consummate sitcom dad on 1980′s TV hit Growing Pains. Well, that innocent memory is about to be tarnished forever as you will now only see him as a gross, old dude getting his bone on while listening to his son croon sexily in the background. Vomiting yet? Don’t worry, you’ll get there. Keep reading. More »

Asking Your Dad To Get A Vasectomy Is A Poor Way To Protect Your Inheritance‏

Asking Your Dad To Get A Vasectomy Is A Poor Way To Protect Your Inheritanceâ

I can imagine it would be difficult to lose your mother as a young adult and then see your father move on with another woman. It must be even harder if he decides to have children with his new partner. What I can’t imagine is trying to convince my father to undergo a vasectomy in advance of any of that actually happening, all in a bid to protect my own inheritance. More »

Sorry Dads, Resenting Your Unborn Baby For Ruining Your Sex Life Is Absurd‏

Sorry Dads, Resenting Your Unborn Baby For Ruining Your Sex Life Is Absurdâ

Hey dads, I get it. You are used to being number one in your wife’s eyes and getting all of her attention. It makes sense- when a couple is married and no kids are involved, there is more time for affection and sex. However, when a baby comes into the picture, and even during pregnancy, it is completely normal for everything to change. Your wife is chock full of hormones, not feeling like herself and sex might be the last thing she feels like doing. And that’s ok. What’s not ok is resenting your unborn baby for ruining your sex life. More »

10 Ways To Repurpose The Fifty Shades Of Grey Sex Toys That Bore You Now

10 Ways To Repurpose The Fifty Shades Of Grey Sex Toys That Bore You Now

The new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer has hit the Internet, and the overall reaction to the steamy scenes has been, well, tepid. All the housewives who hit the Fifty Shades scene hard a few years ago seem to have moved on to greener pastures, which means there are a lot of people out there in possession of unused drawers full of serious bondage gear. Here are some of the things you can do with those long-forgotten nipple clamps and silk rope now that the shine has worn off. More »