Topic: school

Mom Rightfully Freaks Out After Mistaking Son’s Homework For Suicide Note

Mom Rightfully Freaks Out After Mistaking Son's Homework For Suicide Note

Imagine finding a hand-written note from your teenage son with lines such as “Thank you for giving me life,” “I am with Nan and Granddad now” and “At my funeral make everyone wear bright colors to remember my personality.” Traumatizing, no? When Vicky Walker read it, she assumed it was a suicide note – or at least some sort of official goodbye – written by her 14-year-old son, Wesley Walker. Turns out it was a school assignment. More »

Teachers Gifts: Offering To Organize The Class Present Was A Bad Idea

Teachers Gifts: Offering To Organize The Class Present Was A Bad Idea

As a mother, I’m used to being an unpaid chauffeur, cleaner, cook and caretaker. But collection agent? I don’t think so. Yet that’s what precisely happens when you offer to organize the teacher’s “group gift.” People go AWOL. They don’t respond to emails. On one occasion in the past, I paid for the gift card upfront and still have yet to see the contribution from one errant parent. Of course by the time school resumed in the fall, I was too tense to acknowledge the debt, but every time I bump into that person, I wonder if she’s thinking what I’m thinking: that she owes me $30! More »

File Under Disturbing: Students Caught Masturbating In Class While Watching Porn

File Under Disturbing: Students Caught Masturbating In Class While Watching Porn

It’s not exactly shocking that a group of 7th-grade boys would be interested in pornography. And it’s certainly not surprising that they’ve discovered masturbation. That said, what on earth were nine boys thinking when they decided to watch porn on their cell phones – and masturbate – in the middle of class?! The even bigger question is: What the hell was their teaching doing sitting at his desk, letting it all happen? More »

Kids At $32,000-A-Year ‘Progressive’ School Are Actually Big Fat Dummies

Kids At $32,000-A-Year 'Progressive' School Are Actually Big Fat Dummies

Today I read an article in the New York Post that I truly believed was an April Fools joke ’til I remembered we’re in June. It’s about the Blue School, an experimental private school in lower Manhattan founded by the Blue Man Group (I know, right?). Turns out that parents are shocked to discover the school’s “integrated, emergent, child-centered curriculum” is teaching their children jack shit. In fact, their precious ones can barely read, which might have something to do with the fact that there are no books or tests at the $32,000-per-year institution. More »

Paris Jackson Is A Victim Of Bullying, Proving That High School Sucks No Matter Who You Are

Paris Jackson Is A Victim Of Bullying, Proving That High School Sucks No Matter Who You Are

Paris Jackson is proof that you can be famous and drop-dead gorgeous, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get picked on at school. In fact, Michael Jackson‘s 14-year-old daughter tells Oprah Winfrey she’s being bullied at her fancy private school. The good news is she doesn’t let it get it her (or at least she claims it doesn’t work). The bad news is that no one – not even Paris Jackson – is immune from bullying. More »

June Is The Crappiest Month When It Comes To ‘Mom Guilt’

June Is The Crappiest Month When It Comes To 'Mom Guilt'

Most mothers experience guilt year-round but there’s something about June in particular that makes me feel like the Shittiest Mom Ever. And you know why? Because it’s the end of the school year. That means my calendar is filled with school-related events – everything from parent-teacher interviews to grad ceremonies to class trips to “end-of-year” picnics. And while most of these are happy events worth celebrating, I’m wondering when the hell I’m supposed to get any work done. More »

Note To Parents: Cheering During Your Child’s Graduation Will Get You Arrested

Note To Parents: Cheering During Your Child's Graduation Will Get You Arrested

Last I checked, high-school graduation is cause for celebration. And it’s lovely to see students surrounded by excited family members on their big day. Unless, of course, your family member is being arrested for cheering too loudly. That’s precisely what happened to Shannon Cooper, a proud South Carolina mom who was arrested during her daughter’s high-school graduation last week. More »