Topic: school

Texas Rejects New AP History Course For Being Too Negative About America’s Horrible History

Texas Rejects New AP History Course For Being Too Negative About America's Horrible History

On Wednesday, the Texas Board of Education voted to teach its AP History students according to state-mandated curriculum instead of the one that will be used by AP History students across the country to prepare them for the national test. Their reason is that the new AP History curriculum is filled with liberal bias and is too focused on the negative parts of United States History. Said the rest of the world and all people of color: “Ha! That’s a really great joke, Texas.” More »

‘Minimalist Kindergarten’ Are Two Words That Should Never Go Together

'Minimalist Kindergarten' Are Two Words That Should Never Go Together

An architect in Germany has designed a school building for children ages one through seven. Since it is a space for young children, you can imagine how bright, cheery, and safe it must be. Well, you have no taste and you imagined wrong. No, Ecker Architekten has said “Nein!” to childish design and created a building sure to please the most exacting modernist and depress their children. More »

Making A Dress Code Violator Wear A Neon Shame Suit Is A Bigger Distraction Than A Short Skirt

Making A Dress Code Violator Wear A Neon Shame Suit Is A Bigger Distraction Than A Short Skirt

Each school year, as constant as the tides, we hear about some kind of hullaballoo when it comes to the most important thing of all: dress codes. Because we live in dangerous times, where skanks ensnare and entrap unsuspecting teenage boys with their beguiling thigh skin and leggings — or as I like to call them, Satan’s Saran Wrap — it becomes necessary for school’s to step in and put those girls in their places. More »