Topic: santa

Desperate Mom Driven To Edge Gets Screwed Over By Christmas Karma

Desperate Mom Driven To Edge Gets Screwed Over By Christmas Karma

While out Christmas shopping with her kids last week, a New Jersey mom got driven to the very edge of her holiday sanity. We all know this edge — it’s the one that made me threaten to cancel Christmas on Christmas morning. In this mother’s case, it made her whip out her cell phone and threaten to call Santa to tell him how badly her kids were behaving. And that’s when the Christmas Spirit hauled off and smacked her one, proving again that Christmas isn’t about grown-ups and that we should take a moment to go suck it. More »

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, And So Is His AK-47

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, And So Is His AK-47

Do you ever get your Christmas cards back from the printer and as you’re filling them out think to yourself, “This picture of the kids on Santa’s lap would look so much better with a gun in it.” Well then, have I got just the thing for you. Sandy Springs Gun Club and Range, located just outside of Atlanta, Georgia, offered photos with Santa and guns this weekend as part of a food drive event. More »

When Your Child Asks If Santa Is Real, You Need To Tell Them The Truth

When Your Child Asks If Santa Is Real, You Need To Tell Them The Truth

I always told myself that once my kids were old enough to form the question and verbalize their doubts about Santa, that I would come clean. I really don’t like lying to my kids even if it is “for a good cause” so I figured that while they were little enough to buy into the magic without much embellishment from me, I would let them believe. I decided that once they started asking in an intelligent and thoughtful way whether or not Santa was real, I would be honest. Well, that day is here- and it’s breaking my heart. More »