Topic: royal family
Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up.Â The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended theÂ Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. Because who gives a hoot about an award ceremony when there is a postpartum body to analyze? More
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that once your sibling marries and procreates, eyes will firmly be on you to follow suit, especially for the ladies. For some of the older generation, who have yet to understand how problematic the assumption that everyone will get married and everyone will have kids is, holidays and impromptu visits are often the Grand Uterus Inquisition. Like Kate Middleton‘s uncle,Â Gary Goldsmith, who used a press moment about Prince George to talk about his own expectations of marriage for his currently unwed, non-engaged niece, Pippa Middleton. Royalty! They’re just like us!
Prince George is getting a royal nursery designed in the likeness of his father’s passions: Africa. While a jungle-themed nursery replete with elephants and rhinos isn’t anything new — or even problematic — describing all of this as “African-themed” definitively is. More
Kate Middleton pushed out a human some weeks back so, naturally, it’s time for the next big thing for everyone to gawk at — no, not her “post-baby body” — her push present! Prince William is on this irksome trend like chocolate on your toddler’s face! More
Adjust your shock accordingly because there is not a legion of lovely childcare providers tending to Prince George‘s every whimper. This silly yank just assumed that nannies were royal baby protocol. But Kate Middleton and Prince William are doing this baby thing the way many American parents do. With four hands and maybe some extra help now and again. More
You weren’t alone in your 10-second disappointment that Prince George was not a Princess Georgina. The Mommyish team and I had about a split second of pink woes before realizing important stuff (like not giving a snack pack about Kate Middleton‘s “mummy tummy”) and properly hooray-hooraying for the new princeling. But long before Princess Diana was being wielded as a talking point for sanctimommy car seat moms, she was pining for a little girl as well. Cue my princess disappointment, round two. More
Prince George, or “Georgie” as he is now being called, is slated to be baptized which means (aside from Eve Vawter and I prepping snacks for the hopefully televised ceremony) that George will don his first dress! Baptismal gowns are all the rage among royal folk, or rather one gown in particular that royal babies have been wearing for 167 years. Too bad Prince George won’t be permitted to wear that one. More
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While London is turning into nothing less than a Grade A clusterfuck as Kate Middleton‘s due date looms, soon-to-be daddy Prince William caught up with grandma Queen Elizabeth for a top secret ROYAL STUFFS only meeting. Please tell me that they were hammering out the details for the International Royal Baby Tour. More
Pregnant Kate Middleton is reportedly due in mid-July. Not only does Buckingham Palace have an intricate birthing plan, an intricate premature birthing plan, and a helicopter ready to go, but the press has already started to line up. Grab your pavement while you can and prepare for the biggest shitshow ever. More
This morning, the PR team for the royal family announced Kate Middleton’s due date. The fact that they made this announcement on a Monday morning does not bode well for exactly how many times we’re going to read about this baby in-utero. More
In the event that pregnant Kate Middleton does deliver a bouncing baby girl, you best bet us Mommyish ladies will be calling her a princess: “princess jr.,” “princess baby,” and “mini princess” are only a fraction of the terms I plan on using. But as it turns out, Queen Elizabeth has ensured that “princess” will be a part of her future great-granddaughter’s formal title. Ten steps ahead of you on that, Your Majesty. More
Does your uterus have no respect for other people? More