Topic: royal family

You’ll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

You'll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended the Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. Because who gives a hoot about an award ceremony when there is a postpartum body to analyze? More »

K Middy’s Uncle Uses Prince George To Publicly Air His Certainty That Pippa Will Marry

K Middy's Uncle Uses Prince George To Publicly Air His Certainty That Pippa Will Marry

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that once your sibling marries and procreates, eyes will firmly be on you to follow suit, especially for the ladies. For some of the older generation, who have yet to understand how problematic the assumption that everyone will get married and everyone will have kids is, holidays and impromptu visits are often the Grand Uterus Inquisition. Like Kate Middleton‘s uncle, Gary Goldsmith, who used a press moment about Prince George to talk about his own expectations of marriage for his currently unwed, non-engaged niece, Pippa Middleton. Royalty! They’re just like us!
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Princess Diana Really Wanted A Baby Girl, Makes Me Briefly Revisit My Princess Disappointment

Princess Diana Really Wanted A Baby Girl, Makes Me Briefly Revisit My Princess Disappointment

You weren’t alone in your 10-second disappointment that Prince George was not a Princess Georgina. The Mommyish team and I had about a split second of pink woes before realizing important stuff (like not giving a snack pack about Kate Middleton‘s “mummy tummy”) and properly hooray-hooraying for the new princeling. But long before Princess Diana was being wielded as a talking point for sanctimommy car seat moms, she was pining for a little girl as well. Cue my princess disappointment, round two. More »

Prince George Will Be Baptized In Some BS Replica Gown, Not The Gown That Every Other Royal Baby Has Worn

Prince George Will Be Baptized In Some BS Replica Gown, Not The Gown That Every Other Royal Baby Has Worn

Prince George, or “Georgie” as he is now being called, is slated to be baptized which means (aside from Eve Vawter and I prepping snacks for the hopefully televised ceremony) that George will don his first dress! Baptismal gowns are all the rage among royal folk, or rather one gown in particular that royal babies have been wearing for 167 years. Too bad Prince George won’t be permitted to wear that one. More »

Just So We’re All Clear, We’re Supposed To Call Kate Middleton’s Daughter A ‘Princess’

Just So We're All Clear, We're Supposed To Call Kate Middleton's Daughter A 'Princess'

In the event that pregnant Kate Middleton does deliver a bouncing baby girl, you best bet us Mommyish ladies will be calling her a princess: “princess jr.,” “princess baby,” and “mini princess” are only a fraction of the terms I plan on using. But as it turns out, Queen Elizabeth has ensured that “princess” will be a part of her future great-granddaughter’s formal title. Ten steps ahead of you on that, Your Majesty. More »