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This morning, the PR team for the royal family announced Kate Middleton’s due date. The fact that they made this announcement on a Monday morning does not bode well for exactly how many times we’re going to read about this baby in-utero. More
In the event that pregnant Kate Middleton does deliver a bouncing baby girl, you best bet us Mommyish ladies will be calling her a princess: “princess jr.,” “princess baby,” and “mini princess” are only a fraction of the terms I plan on using. But as it turns out, Queen Elizabeth has ensured that “princess” will be a part of her future great-granddaughter’s formal title. Ten steps ahead of you on that, Your Majesty. More
Does your uterus have no respect for other people? More
Great news! Kate Middleton is pregnant with twins! Maybe! Possibly! It’s not biologically impossible! Also, one time, while her husband Prince William went away for a weekend on royal business, she watched every episode of Sister,Sister ever made. So she knows what twins are and understands the risks that come with having them. And by that I mean, she fully understands that if she and William ever divorce and split the kids up, they will meet up in a mall years later and force their parents to get back together. Also they’ll be complete opposites. If Kate’s lucky, she’ll get the smart one when they break up. The Annie James, if you will. More
Hope you weren’t jonesing for the role, little brother. More
No more pregnant rumors or weird baby bump Photoshop or speculation about the Duchess of Cambridge’s face “looking pregnant.” More
Before we jump into the fact that Kate’s oldest friend Jessica told Life & Style magazine that Kate Middleton is pregnant, let me give you a little Crushable insider story. Just in case you want to know how a story goes from email subject line to salacious homepage slander. More
Long sought after heartthrob Prince Harry made the dreams of some ladies and gentleman come true when the 27-year-old went nudist and caught the light — the flash of a camera that is! More
