Topic: recipes

Super F**king Easy Recipe: Mediterranean Chicken Your Friends Won’t Believe You Made

 Super F**king Easy Recipe: Mediterranean Chicken Your Friends Won't Believe You Made

I’m a busy mom, but also a person who loves entertaining guests and showing off my culinary chops. Unfortunately, the busy mom usually overrides the desire to make some fancy stuff for guests. Which is why I am thrilled to have a few recipes in my arsenal that are quick, but also amazing looking and delicious. None of my guests would ever believe how easy this particular dish is to make — but that’s okay, because I’d never tell them anyway. I’d rather pretend I’ve been toiling for hours and it’s probably a recipe that could never be duplicated. I’m sneaky like that. More »

Super F**king Easy Recipes: Beans, Greens, And A S**tload Of Bacon

Super F**king Easy Recipes: Beans, Greens, And A S**tload Of Bacon

It’s Friday, and for some godforsaken reason, those of us who do the household cooking are still going to be expected to provide our families with food tonight. But don’t worry: there’s hope for even the most harried mother of relentless toddlers, or the dad whose pre-driving-age teens are enrolled in every extracurricular activity known to mankind, and that hope is an easy, fast, foolproof recipe. More »

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog “Creations” Your Kids Will LOVE

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog "Creations" Your Kids Will LOVE

As I wade through the tides of Pinterest, I often come across strange crafts and recipes targeted to idiot kids. I’m not judging because I have two idiot kids of my own, and they like the silliest stuff. As luck would have it, my oldest son is just coming to the toddler age where he absolutely loves nasty junk for dinner—macaroni and cheese, chicken nuggets, and hot dogs. More »

Busy Mom’s Cooking Hacks: 5 Yummy Microwave Meals That Aren’t Disgusting In The Least

Busy Mom's Cooking Hacks: 5 Yummy Microwave Meals That Aren't Disgusting In The Least

Please do not laugh in my face when I tell you that I oft use my microwave to cook. Yes, I use my microwave for its intended purpose, like every other schmuck on planet Earth, which is to heat up cold pizza until it is boiling hot and burns the roof of my mouth. I also use my microwave as a gourmet time warp oven that will expediently deliver a once-complicated dish right to my face. More »