Topic: recipes

Super F**kin’ Easy Recipe: Vegan, No-Bake Chocolate Cookies That Don’t Taste Like Garbage

Super F**kin' Easy Recipe: Vegan, No-Bake Chocolate Cookies That Don't Taste Like Garbage

Recently I found myself tasked with bringing a dessert to a kids’ party where all food needed to be parve and peanut-free, which sent me into a Google tailspin for dairy-free, allergy-friendly recipes that were both easy and delicious. You see, I have the cooking skills of a Neanderthal but expect everything I eat to taste like it was born at the hands of Ina Garten. In short, I’m an a-hole. More »

Super F**king Easy Recipe: Mediterranean Chicken Your Friends Won’t Believe You Made

 Super F**king Easy Recipe: Mediterranean Chicken Your Friends Won't Believe You Made

I’m a busy mom, but also a person who loves entertaining guests and showing off my culinary chops. Unfortunately, the busy mom usually overrides the desire to make some fancy stuff for guests. Which is why I am thrilled to have a few recipes in my arsenal that are quick, but also amazing looking and delicious. None of my guests would ever believe how easy this particular dish is to make — but that’s okay, because I’d never tell them anyway. I’d rather pretend I’ve been toiling for hours and it’s probably a recipe that could never be duplicated. I’m sneaky like that. More »

Super F**king Easy Recipes: Beans, Greens, And A S**tload Of Bacon

Super F**king Easy Recipes: Beans, Greens, And A S**tload Of Bacon

It’s Friday, and for some godforsaken reason, those of us who do the household cooking are still going to be expected to provide our families with food tonight. But don’t worry: there’s hope for even the most harried mother of relentless toddlers, or the dad whose pre-driving-age teens are enrolled in every extracurricular activity known to mankind, and that hope is an easy, fast, foolproof recipe. More »

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog “Creations” Your Kids Will LOVE

15 Super Disgusting Hot Dog "Creations" Your Kids Will LOVE

As I wade through the tides of Pinterest, I often come across strange crafts and recipes targeted to idiot kids. I’m not judging because I have two idiot kids of my own, and they like the silliest stuff. As luck would have it, my oldest son is just coming to the toddler age where he absolutely loves nasty junk for dinner—macaroni and cheese, chicken nuggets, and hot dogs. More »