Topic: reality tv

‘Pregnant And Dating’ Reality Show Will Probably Sadly Not Feature Placenta Eating

'Pregnant And Dating' Reality Show Will Probably Sadly Not Feature Placenta Eating

And whilst these fair maids look for love, it would be totally bitching if it showed them getting in catfights over baby names and who ate the last of the Ben and Jerry’s. I can’t even begin to imagine what will be presented to potential suitors during the elimination ceremony (ZOMG BUT THINK OF THE TYPE OF ELIMINATION CEREMONIES THEY COULD HAVE CONSIDERING PREGNANT LADIES HAVE TO PEE CONSTANTLY) but it better be something like a baby rattle or a pregnancy test stick or a beige toned nursing pad. More »

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Would Like To Get Married Again — May Not Invite E! Next Time

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Would Like To Get Married Again -- May Not Invite E! Next Time

The big uncensored Kardashian tell all interview with Ryan Seacrest that I kept seeing advertisements for at the gym finally debuted. Turns out that the long-awaited answer behind the cliff-hanging “would you get married again, Kim?” is a giddy capitalized “Yes.” But will E! be paying for the catering this time? The answer may surprise you. More »

‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Is Making Me Question My Existence And Humanity As A Whole

'Toddlers & Tiaras' Is Making Me Question My Existence And Humanity As A Whole

I understand wanting to secure a stable financial future for your child. This is definitely being accomplished by the mother of former Toddlers & Tiaras star, Isabella Barret. What I don’t understand, is teaching your six-year-old to care about Michael Kors heels and driving mini Cadillacs. When securing a financial future for your child morphs into securing a “fabulous” lifestyle for them – I think your priorities are a little out-of-whack.
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Epic Family From ‘Queen Of Versailles’ Documentary Is Back To Building Their Massively Tacky Dream House

Epic Family From 'Queen Of Versailles' Documentary Is Back To Building Their Massively Tacky Dream House

If you haven’t seen the Queen of Versailles documentary, you need to. Like now. Like open another window with your Netflix streaming and have that loading while you finish reading this post. We’re talking epic layers of wealth, class, straight up nanny enslavement, economic recession commentary, women’s roles, and that’s only the first half hour. But for those of you who haven’t had the Queen of Versailles experience, suffice it to say that the obscenely wealthy Siegel family (of eight children) set out to build a Versailles-inspired home in Florida.

Then the economy tanks. More »

Poor Kim Kardashian Has A Sonogramal Break Down In ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Season 8 Trailer

Poor Kim Kardashian Has A Sonogramal Break Down In 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Season 8 Trailer

Pregnant Kim Kardashian has had, so far, a very stressful pregnancy. So much so that a doctor recently paid the reality starlet a visit and told her to not let her Kris Humphries divorce get to her. There’s even further speculation that the mommy-to-be had a miscarriage scare. So leave it to the Kardashian Empire to parlay all that stress and panic into season eight of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” More »

Kendall Jenner Wants To Be A ‘Normal Kid’ Which Means She Needs To Be Emancipated From The Klassy Kardashians

Kendall Jenner Wants To Be A 'Normal Kid' Which Means She Needs To Be Emancipated From The Klassy Kardashians

It must be less than fun to be a Jenner/Kardashian kid in the year 2013. Aside from the few moments were you can mock your mother’s “fake smile,” we’re looking at a steady trajectory of post-baby bodies, reality shows, promotional mommy blogs, and sell sell sell. So it’s really no wonder that 17-year-old Kendall Jenner is kind of over it — at least for “five minutes” a day. More »

Snooki Takes Time Out Of Her Busy Reality TV Mom Schedule To Give Kim Kardashian Glam Labor Tips

Snooki Takes Time Out Of Her Busy Reality TV Mom Schedule To Give Kim Kardashian Glam Labor Tips

Snooki has a lot going on right now. In addition to getting baby 7-month-old son Lorenzo baptized last week, the new mother is also working on pregnancy/parenting book. Nevermind that she’s also been busting her bum making that big splashy post-baby body debut. But despite Snooki’s busy reality TV mom schedule, Nicole Polizzi paused to give some glamorous labor tips to fellow reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian. How does one stay delivery chic in such an uncouth time as delivery? Snooki, now “celebrity baby correspondent,” saves the day! More »

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Are Looking To Bring Their Co-Parenting Dysfunction To A Reality Show Near You

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Are Looking To Bring Their Co-Parenting Dysfunction To A Reality Show Near You

In yet another one of the stellar parenting/co-parenting decisions to come out of the LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Brandi Glanville love triangle press tour, husband and wife are looking to pitch their own reality show. They’re already taking up 60 percent of the Internet and 80 percent of the tabloids. Next stop? Reality television domination. You can’t escape. More »

Calling All Caspers – Reincarnated Kids To Be Exploited On ‘Ghost Inside My Child’ Reality TV Show

Calling All Caspers - Reincarnated Kids To Be Exploited On 'Ghost Inside My Child' Reality TV Show

This is just me, but I think if my child was telling everyone that they had a ghost inside of them or were the reincarnation of someone else, I would probably take them to a therapist instead of calling a casting director to put them on a TV show. I’m sure they are reincarnated kids or at least kids who believe they are reincarnated, but there are also kids who go through phases where they believe very strongly that their imaginary friends are real. More »

Honey Boo Boo Proves Exploiting Your Children For Money Works!

Honey Boo Boo Proves Exploiting Your Children For Money Works!

I’m sure there was a part of my brain that realized that the immense popularity of the show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was probably making her family very rich. I just tucked that knowledge deep into the corners of my mind. I guess I can’t really face a world that wants to see a little girl pumped full of Mountain Dew and paraded around a stage looking like a Tammy Faye mini-me. More »

It’s Official – Courtney Stodden Is A Comic Genius And/Or Losing Her Damn Mind

It's Official - Courtney Stodden Is A Comic Genius And/Or Losing Her Damn Mind

She calls herself a “slut”, she says Courtney has no dignity and refers to Doug Hutchison as an “old, washed up, D-list Hollywood actor.” And she is kissed a lot by her dog Dourtney, and she makes fun of his name. It’s the Courtney Stodden fake persona show! Now I’m just waiting for her to divorce Doug and go to college and become a massive LBGT activist or something.
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Brandi Glanville Can Pull Off A Postpartum Bikini So She Should Not Talk, Says Daily Fail

Brandi Glanville Can Pull Off A Postpartum Bikini So She Should Not Talk, Says Daily Fail

If anyone is sick of Brandi Glanville talking, it’s me. Believe me. I’m the one who can’t even swing around a Beyonce headline without bumping into the latest chapter in the Brandi Glanville LeAnn Rimes saga, and for those of you who find yourself in exceedingly long grocery store lines right along the tabloid shelf, I’m sure you feel the same way. But ever one to go the extra sleazy sexist mile, the Daily Mail says that since Brandi Glanville can pull off a postpartum bikini, she should just stop talking period. More »

Troubled Teen Industry: Where Helping Kids Includes Rape, Abuse & Starvation

Troubled Teen Industry: Where Helping Kids Includes Rape, Abuse & Starvation

Some teenagers have emotional problems. Eating disorders, depression, psychological problems, drug problems. More frequently, when a parent of a troubled teen has tried numerous ways in order to get their kids help, either through therapy or family counselors or medication, and none of these tactics are providing helpful for their teen or the behavior, parents can then have them kidnapped in the middle of the night and sent off to a “rehabilitation” facility, a “tough-love” camp where their teen will be “scared straight” into changing their behavior. At the very least, these programs have been shown not to be very effective when it comes to changing a kid’s behavior. At the very worst, time spent in these facilities results in post-traumatic stress disorder, a lifetime of anxiety attacks, more severe drug use, and sometimes death. More »