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5 Things I Never Really Needed To Know About Brandi Glanville’s Parenting

5 Things I Never Really Needed To Know About Brandi Glanville's Parenting
She doesn't put her kids on reality TV
But she admittedly uses Twitter to co-parent
She handles conflict with the kids' father with knives
She jokes about how her husband "raped" her
She calls up tabloids to give rambly interviews about LeAnn Rimes

Ever since Real Housewives starlet Brandi Glanville‘s book has come out, Drinking and Tweeting, journalists have been skimming what I’m sure are some very exhilarating pages to juice even more details from the Brandi Glanville LeAnn Rimes debacle – which it turns out has been the perfect platform to sell a book. This is what I like to call MFTD — Made For Tabloid Drama. So much so that I can’t even properly investigate Kate Middleton’s pregnancy shawls without finding myself Brandi Glanville adjacent. Every time I suit up to go dig for pregnancy rumors or swim in the bowels of tabloid comments, I’m treated to a new gem of how mother Brandi Glanville handles the parenting thing.

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So Now Pregnant Fatty McFat Kim Kardashian Is Hitting The Gym Too Often

So Now Pregnant Fatty McFat Kim Kardashian Is Hitting The Gym Too Often

Pregnant Kim Kardashian can’t win. Now that she’s barely showing, concerned bodysnarkers are swooping in to comment on what the Daily Mail has backhandedly described as her “growing curves.” But in the proper and fairly standard bookend to such Fatty McFat coverage, now the rags are leaning in to say that Kim may be going to the gym too frequently. If it’s not one, then it’s certainly the other. More »

The Brilliant Brandi Glanville Hilariously Jokes That Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian ‘Raped’ Her

The Brilliant Brandi Glanville Hilariously Jokes That Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian 'Raped' Her

The Brandi Glanville Eddie Cibrian LeAnn Rimes drama is probably about as interesting as that Real Housewives episode you have DVRed for later. I’m not really paying attention except for those need to know Real Housewives parenting tips such as using Twitter for co-parenting. True gems. But I heard the equivalent of record scratch when an excerpt from Brandi Glanville’s new book reportedly has the reality star joking about how her ex-husband raped her. Nothing engenders a hearty laugh like rape!
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New Bravo Reality TV Show About ‘Extreme Parenting’ Will Make Us All Feel Better About Ourselves

New Bravo Reality TV Show About 'Extreme Parenting' Will Make Us All Feel Better About Ourselves

When it comes to parenting, some days are harder than others. Some days it’s all parks, sunshine, laughter and exhausted kids going to sleep at a decent hour. Other days it’s a symphony of “no’s” and a sneaking suspicion that you’ve birthed your own “karma” child. At the end of one of the latter long, hard, days – wouldn’t it be nice to cuddle up on the couch with a glass of wine and watch a reality TV show about crazy parents that make you feel better about your own parenting skills? I think so. More »

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Gushes About How Much She Would ‘Love To Be Divorced’

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Gushes About How Much She Would 'Love To Be Divorced'

Some girls dream of big white weddings, white picket fences, and children who nap on a regular basis. (Others dream of living fabulous child-free lives and never ever putting a ring on it, but that’s a different article). But as someone who has already had the big white wedding, pregnant Kim Kardashian‘s “perfect world” fairy tale involves getting that divorce from old hubby Kris Humphries.
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Watch Tia Taste Sister Tamera Mowry’s Placenta And Say It’s Not Half Bad

Watch Tia Taste Sister Tamera Mowry's Placenta And Say It's Not Half Bad

The height of placenta eating has come and gone. Sure, some people think they’re still scandalizing us by putting together a placenta facial and swapping placenta recipes. But the celebrity mom trend of grabbing about placenta pills is so 2011. Don’t bother saying that though to the producers of the Tia and Tamera reality show – coincidentally named “Tia & Tamara.” In what can only be interpreted as a grab for ratings in the season finale, the sisters resorted to the whole eating of your sister’s placenta thing. Granted, I guess that is a step further than nursing your best friend’s baby. More »

Mariah Carey’s Instagram Pic Proves All Us Moms Are Basically Mariah Carey Watching America Idol

Mariah Carey's Instagram Pic Proves All Us Moms Are Basically Mariah Carey Watching America Idol

It never fails. Every year I attempt to watch American Idol and every year I stop watching after about three episodes. But I totally have to watch this year because my doppelgänger Mariah Carey is one of the judges and and I totally have my fingers crossed that she will become crazy Mariah, you know, the same crazy Mariah who changed her name to MiMi and had a very public nervous breakdown and showed up at Old Dirty Bastard‘s funeral dressed like Joan Crawford. Now, you may not consider Mariah our doppelgänger but she totally is, because last night when we were all watching the season premier she was also watching, wearing pajamas and curled up in bed with her daughter Monroe. More »

Honey Boo Boo’s Uncle Poodle Has HIV And Would Like To Speak To Your Kids About It

Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle Has HIV And Would Like To Speak To Your Kids About It

Who else is thrilled that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo isn’t the colossal catastrophe that everyone thought it would be? Sure, we’re still talking about a little girl being schlepped around and exploited on reality TV, but hey, there are unfortunately tiers to such awfulness. As far as our resident Honey Boo Boo reporter Eve Vawter is concerned, the show has proved to be pretty sweet with an albeit unhealthful family supporting each other through the proverbial thick and thin. And now we can add HIV awareness and safe sex advocacy to the “positive things to come out of Honey Boo Boo” list.
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