I know picking on Tila Tequila is sort of low-hanging fruit, and I’m truly happy the Singaporean-born reality TV star is so thrilled about her pregnancy. I’m not really sure why Tila is so famous, I know she was on MTV, had a sex tape, and then tragically lost her fiancĂ© toÂ diabetic ketoacidosis and then attempted to take her own life and suffered aÂ brain aneurysm. That’s a whole lot of drama for any mama More
Topic: reality tv
My world is a dark place, and it is all thanks to E!‘s new reality show, #RichKids Of Beverly Hills. The Mommy Wars are officially over. No one could do a worse job than these parents – so now the rest of us are pretty much united in our superiority. More
My long-running obsession with the MTV shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom has been vindicated! More
And by cilantro, I mean cilantro.
You know what I mean. But also cooking! Are you making anything delicious this weekend? It’s gotta be TACO NIGHT somewhere right?
And you know what I mean by taco night. More
Pregnancy can be a stressful time in your life. If you’re doing it alone, I imagine it’s even more so. Why not embark on something that you would never, ever imagine doing? I might have considered this just to be able to get my makeup done everyday – they do that on these shows, don’t they? More
Considering that a reality show in which parents can “bet” on their babies was greenlit, there’s just no telling what the next “big” reality TV pitch might be. But a look at a recent casting call for Brooklyn women who have been incarcerated can certainly give us a tip. Brooklyn mothers, grab your Bugaboos from your VIP stroller parking and take the tots out early from toddler CrossFit. You need to be in this lineup. More
Yeah yeah, parents can shield their kids from what kind of media they are exposed to and what they are buying for their Kindles and it’s ultimately the parents’s responsibility, but ideally don’t we want a world for our young daughters where they realize that becoming famous for having a private sexual moment leaked to the press isn’t something admirable? More
I like some reality TV shows. I like seeing how other people live. But all this new rich kids show will do will make me furrow my brow a lot and invent new profanity. I wish someone would ask me what would make good reality TV because I have many ideas about the sorts of shows us moms are interested in watching, that don’t feature incredibly rich children and incredibly rich housewives with punch cards from their local boxtox-emporium. Here are my ideas.
With Pregnant and Dating wrapping up a couple of weekends ago, I am now going through reality TV withdrawals.Â What do I watch next? Â But the real question is, how are the ladies of Pregnant and Dating adjusting to the new little ones in their lives? I was delighted to speak with Melissa Meister, celebrity stylist, costume designer, and now mom to baby boy Arrow Meister! More
Everyone’s favorite dead beat dad of the year is back! Orlando Shaw, the
father sperm donor from Nashville, Tennessee, is getting his own reality show, just like our own Eve Vawter said in her so-smart-she must-be-psychic prediction. More
Real Housewives of Atlanta darling, NeNe Leakes, may have divorced husbandÂ Gregg Leakes in 2011. But I guess the couple that films reality TV shows together stays together? The pair re-wed over the weekend in Atlanta and all your favorite Housewives, across multiple Bravo networks, were in attendance — along with various things to shill. More
I love Duck Dynasty when I actually remember to watch it and reading about family patriarch Phil Robertson‘s take on parenting has totally forced me to set my DVR. For those of you unfamiliar, Duck Dynasty is a reality series on A&E about the Robertson family who became wealthy for having a business that specializes in duck calls and other duck hunting products. I’m not a hunter, but I think ducks are cute, and this show is cute because even though all the men in the family look like members of a ZZ Top cover band they all seems like pretty nice, decent humans. More
Orlando Shaw needs to figure all of this out because he needs to support the kids he has. He need to learn how to co-parent with these women and even though he claims he does see his kids a lot, I’m sure he needs a better system for that too. Even though Orlando Shaw is a sound bite, and I’m amused at him like everyone else who is watching this dad spew his parenting advice, it’s a terrible story. The reality of it is, I’m sure there have been times when these kids needed something like diapers or new school shoes and Orlando just didn’t contribute, leaving one of his baby mamas to figure it out on her own. More
Real Housewives star, and I suppose Bravo TV starlet, Kim Zolciak, is expecting her fifth baby with her 27-year-old husbandÂ Kroy Biermann. And despite having two daughters,Â Brielle and Ariana, from a previous relationship, Kim is pushing for another girl to douse in pink and glitter. You go with your uterus, Kim. More